In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Everything was going great for singer Tyler Joseph, until unexpected love tumbled-or buzzed-into his life, and in the form of a handsome blue-eyed bee. His world collapses around him as his Beeterophobic best friend Josh Dun turns his back on him, and he is forced to chose between his beloved wife, or the bee that has stolen his heart. And what happens when a few other bands intervene? Are Tyler and Barry truly meant to be, or will their love wither like un-pollinated flower? (2018 update: I wrote this in 2015 forgive me I regret nothing)

When Mikey was sent into Wal-Mart to get milk for his mom he discovers that that is a whole other world behind the shelves.

SUPER FUNNY QUOTES FROM SPONGEBOB

I have a serious problem. If you play this cat game, you'll understand what I mean what I say it is unfortunately addicting. I started making memes, and now I can't stop. Feel free to use any of these, I really don't care.

i wrote this when i was a kid please don't hold it against me 😭 readers comments: "oh my! just the first chapter and already a fan!" -@yawnlax "this should be worth an A*" - @mhin-tdreams "THIS IS SOME GOOD SHIT" - @itzyabitch "WHY DID I CHOKE" - @blxrryfxced © Copyright 2012 All Rights Reserved.

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

What My Boredom Leads To

Jacob Sartorius is a musty dusty crusty flop and he needs to know it. You can disagree with me all you want I'm just getting more views ✋ THIS IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. (highest ranking : #167 in humour) *i don't care if you correct me with his recent activity/social status, this book was created in 2016. I've finished the goddamn book so stop trying to intimidate me with your oh so smart facts because it's not working*