"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What the hell did I just say? Out of all the insults, I choose one that makes the least sense? Damn it, why couldn't I just have been born normal... Wait, never mind. Psh, screw sanity. "Can we keep her?" Tyler suddenly says, bouncing on his tippy toes. "Please, Keith? Can we keep her? Huh, huh, huh?" What am I, a pet? "Keith" whipped his head towards Tyler so fast I could've sworn I heard a crack. "Keep her?" he echoed. "No, Tyler, we can not keep her." Thank you. "She's utterly useless to us, and you want to keep her?" I gasped, placing a hand over my chest. Useless? Damn, these people are rude as hell. "But," Tyler whined, walking over to me. I tensed all over when he squished my cheeks together. "Look at how adorable she is. She's just so innocent... you'd never suspect anything bad from her." Keith expression changed, to one I knew very well from my experiences with Val. Lightbulb. "Tyler, you are a genius," Keith says. Tyler's hands stop squishing my cheeks. "I am?" "He is?!" everyone else says. Keith doesn't reply, just keeps on grinning wickedly. And suddenly I have a feeling that I am not gonna make it out of here alive. - WARNING: VERY CRINGE WORTHY MATERIAL NOW AVAILABLE TO PURCHASE http://www.lulu.com/shop/angel-zenith/the-gangleader-kidnapped-me/paperback/product-23087208.html Highest Rank: #1 in Humor April 19, 2015 CoAuthor: DreamCreature

( #249 ChickLit ) Sometimes, a mistake is all it takes... Shy girl Molly and bad boy Ren live in two separate worlds. She lives precariously, avoiding mistakes that haunt her past, while he flaunts the rules and lives on the edge. What happens when a bet causes their worlds to collide? Can Molly let go of her fears one by one and accept Ren, or will her past fears repeat themselves again? And will Ren live up to the bet or will he realize there's more to Molly than he thinks? Part of a series but can be read as a standalone. **Contains strong language, violence and sexual scenes** PG13 rating not mature **Not completed, still updating regularly.** Awards & Reviews Achieved: July's 'Discover the undiscovered' Awards - 1st place Golden Raspberry Award (The Most Original Story) - 1st Place Wattpad Spotlight awards -2nd place Undiscovered Gems Competition -2nd palace Golden Raspberry Award - Beauty and the beast category - 3rd place Review by Oznapitsbizzle: Rated 94% Review by omaraguirre: Rated 7.6 / 10

A young 15 year old called Leslie Winter is in an adoption centre in Los Angeles who is the younger sister of a member of worldwide-known One Direction. When they take her back, can she take the screaming fans, the paparazzi and being a celebrity? Find out in The Little Tomlinson!

"What do you think he will do when he finds out?" I asked Zoey. "Nothing. He isn't your boyfriend is he? He has Perrie!" Zoey replied. "But why would he care?" I asked. "Is he the jealous type?" she smirked. I nodded and sighed.... Jasmine(or Jazzy/Jaz) lives with One Direction. Her mum put her up for adoption when she was five, due to depression, Jasmine doesn't know her father. She ran away from the carehome when she was fourteen and bumped into Zayn Malik. They have been friends eversince. Jasmine now lives with her best girl-friend Zoey and One Direction. They are both 17 years old and graduated recently. Zayn is Jasmine's best guy-friend and is VERY overprotective. He wants to think of her as his little sister, but the feelings are stronger. JUST A LITTLE NOTE: I am embarrassed by the amount of illiterate mistakes there are in this story, I am aware there are many. I wrote this about a year ago and honestly I cannot be bothered to go through and change every mistake. If anything bothers you, message me, always listening x

Samantha's life is going downhill. Her father is gone, her mother is going through her fourth divorce, her best friend is suicidal due to bullying and now she has to go live with her long-hated cousin, who just happens to be in the popular boy band, One Direction. Will she be able to survive alone in a house with five boys she hates?