| Snow White vs. A Poison Apple | .... Katya Emerson's worst fears had been realized: her no good father gained custody after her mother's sudden disappearance. Now living in inner city Chicago, she crosses the one person who could tear her life apart, but she isn't ready to back down yet. .... Luka Vincenzo is not a "diamond in the rough". He is a piece of coal at the bottom of a chimney. Surrounded by a cloud of smoke and thorns, he terrorizes those around him with a single look. But Luka is about to meet his biggest obstacle yet: the golden girl with a heart of cracked ice. Whom he must save, in order to save himself. ....

Highest Ranking- [Date/Month/Year] #21 in Humor [16/02/2017] --------------------------- Rape. A word which is used for women specifically. We live in this world where all the bad things happen only to women. Men are considered as "knights in shining armour" and women are considered as "damsels in distress", who needs a man to save her from all the bad's of this world. A man is supposed to be too "macho" in this world. Where he's supposed to act tough and not show his emotions at all times. Which, by the definition of this society, is a sign of a 'true man'. Well, what will happen if it's a guy who's in need of a rescuer? A guy, who's childhood had been robbed mercilessly from him. A guy, who couldn't defend his pride, dignity and honour. A guy, who was overpowered by someone else physically, mentally and emotionally, scarring him for life. Not every bad thing happens to girls alone. Guys suffer too. Which goes unnoticed by many people. At least girls can share their pain with others. But guys? They've this image they have to live up to. They're basically hurting themselves by keeping this to themselves. Cause according to this society, "Guys are supposed to be strong. They shouldn't cry or let their emotions be on loose." This is the story of a guy, basically this time around, it is 'A Knight In Distress'. Where's the damsel when a knight's in distress anyway? ----------------------- A/N: This book deals with Child Sexual Abuse. Based on a true event. Something which happened to a friend of mine. My intention to write this book, is to spread awareness about this sensitive issue. We all know that 'rape' is a common term which is used specifically for girls. But, it does happen to guys too. How many of us are aware of this issue? Please do give my book a chance and spread the word. Oh and this book will be as PG-13 as possible. - M

I crawled in through Chad's bedroom window, the silly dick had left it open. I'm dressed head to toe in black, a kick-ass ninja belt around my waist, well really it's my Dads builders utility belt, back from the time when he thought DIY was his "thing"-It's not. I can only imagine what someone would think if they saw me now, well they'd think "call the cops there's someone breaking into that house", obviously. But then, whilst waiting for the cops to come, they'd look at me and think, that girl watches too much Mission Impossible, which is true of course, but irrelevant. So where was I, oh yeh, I'm in Chad's room, searching for his phone. It's part of my pay back for the Victoria Secret rumour. I mean just because our rooms look onto each other, does not mean that any rumour he spreads about my underwear is automatically true. Does the student body think so low of me as to even consider the possibility that I would get changed where Chad could see me? What the hell! I was going to fill his locker with shit or something as payback, but that seemed a little extreme. That said getting arrested for breaking and entering is hardly minor. Anyway I'm stumbling about the room looking for anything that resembles a phone, when my hand grasps a small article of clothing. OMG! Ew. Please don't let this be what I think this is. I bring the torch forward so I can see clearly. Omg, it is. I'm holding the bad boys boxers, ew ew ew! Wait... Is that Mickey Mouse? The bad boy has Mickey Mouse boxers?! Oh this is gold. I bring out my phone and take a few pictures. This is gold, blackmail gold, and I intend to use it. This is going to be so much fun... ---------------------------------------------------------- What do you do when a Greek god moves in next door? Well you torment the shit out of him of course. Besides, we all know that Greek Gods are cocky, arrogant, players anyhow, right... Right?

The 100 ways to get kicked out of Walmart. Based on a true story. WARNING: YOU MAY GET KICKED OUT OF WALMART!!