❝Good morning. This is Target, how can I help you?❞ ❝Why do I have the sudden urge to kill my family?❞ ❝...Woah...well...shit. Ma'am, I think you dialed the wrong number.❞ ❝No. I dialed correctly. Are you any help?❞ ❝...No sé qué decir a esta chica loca.❞ In which a girl named Farah calls Target and meets a boy named Chance. Best Rank : #1 in Short Story (8/27/16)

If you read warriors you should know what we are talking about, every single messed up part of a warriors fanfiction will be here, breaking every single possible code.

See the warrior cats in a whole new way..... Dumb. *WARNING* THIS BOOK CONTAINS AN OVERLOAD OF RANDOMNESS. ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF THIS BOOK IS RIGHT FOR YOU.

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I'll ask you all questions about the series!! Are you ready to test your wit?!?!