Holy shi- I can't believe I'm actually doing this Trust me, read it, you won't be disappointed

🍌🍌🍌Think Netflix's SEX EDUCATION, but without the accents, and instead of pictures and sound, I put the words on the screen, and you paint the pictures with your mind.🥒🥒🥒 *** Some guys are showers. Some guys are growers. Then there's Peter. He's got a big secret about a little problem (in his pants). But one day, that secret gets out, and Peter's life is ruined. The guys at his high school mock Peter without mercy. The girls giggle at the idea of dating Peter. But the situation isn't entirely without hope. Peter's best friend Elroy is a wannabe teenage business prodigy who sees Peter's predicament as an opportunity to develop a product that will help him "tap into the bajillion dollar market for addressing male insecurity." Meanwhile, a mysterious art student named Audrey seems to like-like Peter, despite his, ahem, little problem. Which is weird, because the rumor around school is that Audrey is a size queen. Why else would she be collecting so many dick pics? Peter's Little Peter is a story about the truth behind the myths of male sexuality, the awkwardness of teenage romance, surviving high school, and the bumpy road to self-acceptance.

Big Bird looks you in the eyes and motions for you to come closer, you bite your lips looking at Big Bird's voluptuous yellow beak. Big Bird notices and whispers "Come ruffle my feathers little hen." -------------- Made by Big bird #5 in Big Bird #206 in killme

there is nothing in this book. i am keeping it here for clout

Nom's art book. What else is there to say?

This is just a book of pictures I find on Pinterest that I find great or funny. Enjoy!!

I guess you could say...you fell hard. Don't ask why I decided to make this. It's for all the clumsy people out there *cOUGh* MEE *COugH* and your never ending relationship with the floor.

Alamere Jones has hated celebrating Christmas since he was 8 years old. It's been 14 years and every year he just mopes, leaving his friends wondering why. Follow Alamere as he relearns what it means to celebrate once again.

A group of kids have what appears to be a chance encounter with an alien. Being told that they're not alone in the universe and that there is an invasion in the process to take their planet, they decide to do everything in their power to protect it. Hello everybody. I'm a big fan of the series and wanted to see this play out in the modern world. There's actually a great series that is doing that in archive. So I guess I can say that it was an inspiration. But mine is going to be slightly different. For one, I'm using the appearance of the Animorphs from the television series. Mostly because I love Shawn Ashmore and his brother. And I'm also adding an OC to the mix because I want to explore a new dynamic. There will also more threats to the Animorphs other than Yeerks and many more OCs.

Highest Rankings: #22 in Fanfiction #12 in Voltron 1M: 03.24.19 Started: 01.07.2017 (102) Completed: 09.30.2017..