In real life, Dan and Phil hate each other. They work together at a small bookstore and pretty much don't know anything each other. But, with the information they have, they don't seem to get along with the other person. On Wattpad, Dan loves Phil's fanfictions. They are so well written and thought out, he's practically in love with them. Phil, on the other hand, has noticed Dan's comments multiple times on his stories and starts to like this dedicated reader. They don't know who's who in real life though. Will they figure out who the other person is? Or stay oblivious to the fact that the other person is so close to them? ☆ cover art credit to hsiao ron cheng

I breathed out, letting the air fan over his earlobe. Then I seductively whispered, "Don't be a hypocrite. You already have enough bad qualities. Prick." {or the one where Dan's a billionaire and Phil's struggling to get by} STARTED - 10/06/16 COMPLETED - 11/12/16

IS YOUR CHILD MENTALLY ILL? ARE THEY CONTAGIOUS? ARE THEY POSSESSED BY SATAN? OR WERE THEY SIMPLY EXPOSED TO TOO MUCH ELLEN DEGENERES??? However this happened, whoever made your precious offspring this way, we assure you THIS. CAMP. CAN. HELP! Just bring your confused teenager here in June and when they come home in August they'll be the perfectly normal, heterosexual, cisgender, son or daughter they were before they became tainted! You might've seen this prompt on your Tumblr feed about a thousand times.

Dan Howell. The guy who got attacked. The guy who spent 5 months in hospital. The guy who should be dead. But Dan has a secret. Something only he and a selective of others know about. And Dan has to hide it, otherwise the others of his kind will be in danger. Phil Lester. The guy who makes everyone smile. The guy who is never sad. The guy who wants to find out what happend. The guy who is just curious. After Phil hears Dan is coming back to school, Phil tells himself he will find out that night when Dan should have died. But things happen. Hearts are broken and it isn't long till Phil regrets one of the biggest decisions in his life, a decision which might cost someones life

" my name's blurry face and I care what you think. " Dan Howell has an unknown condition where he cannot see faces - no matter what he wears or does - they are always a blur. The doctors nicknamed it 'blurry face', and there's absolutely nothing they can do about it; Dan will have to live without faces. That is, until he meets Phil Lester - the 'bad boy' of Dan's new school - who's face is strangely visible to Dan; much to Dan's wonder and Phil's distaste.

first you inspect me, then you dissect me then you reject me. i wait for the day that you'll resurrect me.

[completed] philgon: she can fuck you good, but i can fuck you better ; copyright © 2016

where phils the player and the dreamy section leaders the game. -JEALUHS©️ 2016

it's only a game. isn't it?