***VOTED BEST LAUGH BY WARRIORS WATTY AWARDS*** WELCOME TO THE ORIGINAL 50 WAYS TO GET KICKED OUT OF JAYFEATHER'S DEN!! THIS IS A BIG BOOK FULL OF SPOOFS! FOLLOW BRAMBLECLAW ON HIS ADVENTURES!! BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DONT TRY ANY OF THIS AT HOME! This book depicts highly trained professionals. If you would like to do a similar book to this, please PM me and I'll check it out! But PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE give me credit because I don't want any confusion! That's right. NO STEALY STEALY STALKERS. All of these spoofs I worked very hard on, and would appreciate it if there would be NO MORE COPIERS! I have already had too much of that. I THANK ALL OF MY FOLLOWERS FOR MAKING THIS BOOK SUCH A SUCCESS!!

first voicemail: i'm sorry for calling right now but i'm in so much pain. and you would always tell me to call you when i wasn't feeling well. last voicemail: goodbye ashton birch, i belive that you will finally be able to rest in peace once your phone stops ringing. 「completed --- highest rank #24」

What if medicine cats never existed? What if Jayfeather hadn't been blind? What if StarClan didn't exist? Find the answers to these intriguing questions and more in CloudtailGrandmas' newest work, a compilation of theories answering the most asked question: What if? [Cover by Warrior & Duskie]

The most random conversations and text messages between the Warrior Cats. Spoiler alert! I own nothing unless noted otherwise

❝ Alec, your dad, was the bad boy. The slinthead. He got what we wanted then left. ❞ SEQUEL TO DADDY: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO READ DADDY TO UNDERSTAND Florence Walker. She's the daughter of Stacey Walker , the hippie woman down the street. Everyone knows her by her most ludicrous stories: Who's ever heard something as dumping paint over a car or slipping fake notes in lockers? Florence isn't any fool though; in her very own school, cocky and arrogant Blake Timbers, the schools bad boy. The slinthead. Florence finds herself falling under the charm of the Blake Timbers, and he shows her a completely different self. Her mom, warns her that's what all of the slinthead's do- charm, change, cheat. Florence is wrapped up already to finding he father- the slit head who left Florence and her mom. One slithead enough. But should she really listen to the woman whose forced her to recycle her nails, the one who stays cooped up in a broom cupboard and doesn't know what's going on in the world? They do say, mother knows best.... Cover credit: Art isn't mine, but I edited it up.

Don't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH @_HogwartsTribute_ I LOVE THE COVER CRIES

Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. Highest ranking in ranking: #20 12/31/15 YAAAS :D @JakePatt ofc for the cover c; tysmm