From a livestream, to Mark falling for a leprechaun in flamingo shorts. In honour of @I-Hate-You-Kiss-Kiss and the sad removal of her account (why tho), two idiots have decided to do a similar thing to the texting books. We love you Cathy and loved the trilogy. It inspired us to write this garbage. Anywho, small difference. Kiara and Jenny keep fucking up the plot in each chapter. There's never a good direction. It's all over the place (like Kiara's music taste). Welcome to whatever this is. We don't know either.

Just Septiplier one shots. Enjoy! **FINISHED** (and very cringy, i'm very sorry)

(WARNINGS: Gore, Blood, Smut, drugged actions, Darkiplier, Antisepticeye, and GROSS CREEPY THING SO IF YOU DONT LIKE THIS DONT READ THIS) Enjoy my story

So yes, I have decided to put up my dirty af fics about Markimoo. I realize there are guidelines for Wattpad, and I shall abide by them and say these are NOT intended to arouse. They are simply for pervs by a perv. I may take requests, but that shall come in the future. For now, ENJOY! ((Cover credit: http://proffesional-dork.tumblr.com ))

"I don't know what that is" "What are you talking about" "Control"

"His eyes - oh, God, his eyes - were an entirely different story. Staring into his eyes was like staring into the summer sky just before the sunset came, before the yellow, pink, and purple clouds came to fog up your vision. They were the definition of a cloudless sky, a clear river seen running through a wide field of grass, that one, blue, sparkling diamond that stood out more than any other in a goldmine. Shining like the stars and as light as a feather, they tricked you into a strange sense of security, a state that one would be foolish to leave intentionally. Everything about his eyes was passionate, beautiful, and enticing, anything a man could ever ask for. I wanted more of his eyes, more of him." :D Thanks for checking this out! Awesome cover photo by someone who goes by the name Shuploc on Instagram - please feel free to check them out!

When a 25-year-old MALE pole-dancer, Mark Edward Fischbach (stage name: Markiplier), starts another day in his sinful job, he's feeling meek. Problem with being a male dancer was, that he, himself, was gay. However, he encounters one of his first ever man to be there during one of shows, and instantly feels infatuated with the fellow male stranger. He can't help but notice how broken he looks, and is shocked when he finds the 25-year-old, attractive, Sean William McLoughlin, had been lead here by his girlfriend and harshly dumped for one of the dancers. Mark is greedy and quick-on-his-feet to woo Sean, just in time to catch him before he falls. Though with that being said, a relationship in which one would be flirted with by countless ladies on a daily basis wouldn't work; so Mark has to make a choice... Will it be his work, or will he choose to quit and live happily with his newfound lover? (Short Story | Septiplier | "AU" (Alternate Universe) | Lemon | BoyxBoy)

You've just started your own YouTube gaming channel. You were inspired by your idol, Markiplier. One day you watch one of his videos and he's given you a shoutout! You feel honored just to have him say your name, but will there be more or is your only communication through YouTube videos? Read to find out!! (I promise the actual story will be better than the description. I suck at summing up my stories into a little description box)

Markiplier and Jacksepticeye are so totally in love, so why not write a book of one-shots about them? ~~~ This work is completely fictitious, though some chapters may be loosely based on some sort of real event. (coauthor: @author144) [credit to cartoonjunkie for the beautiful fanart used in the cover]