Deidara gets to know the other members of Akatsuki and writes about it in his diary. Crack fic. Plotless, don't go looking for one.

“Oh. W-Who is it? I mean the person that you like?” he asked with sadness in his voice. Oh I wasn’t expecting him to ask that. Shit

What if Naruto could escape the hell he has been in for so long? What if Naruto could finally be happy? Even if it meant he's stuck with that damn bastard Sasuke