These are a couple of the most cheesiest cheesy of all cheesyness cheesy pick up lines xP Read it I assure you you'll smile :)

"As I sat on the toilet, I realized how badass I was being. First of all, I (kind of) broke into Walmart; Second, I was (kind of) plotting to steal toilet paper; and third, I was doing all this while a hurricane was brewing outside." Ellie wanted a quick trip to Walmart to buy some toilet paper for her mom. A minute in, a minute out. Instead, she got locked in. With her secret love, of course.

Caddy Norman was a normal girl. Until her life was turned around and thrown upside down by a terminal disease. With months left to live, what does she do with her life? How does she accept her death? Follow her struggles as she tries to fulfill the remaining months as best as she can, and join her emotional rollercoaster.