Petrichor, and a Helpful Guide to Occlumency

You've been noticeably apathetic since your return to Hogwarts for eighth year, and it either has to do with the Probity rule, upcoming Apprenticeships, or your recent capitulation to the charms of a one-time Death Eater, all-time Poncy Git. In other words, striking up a secret, definitely-not-friends with benefits re...