I found this book. It's for dead people. Yeah. I'm a little worried. A short story about what really happens when you die. A Wattpad 'Featured List' story and winner of the 'HQ Love Award' in the 2014 Wattys! I hope you enjoy it! If you do, please check out my new short story collection for Kindle, 'The Good Death Guide and Other Tales', featuring extra passages from the Good Death Guide! http://www.amazon.com/Good-Death-Guide-Other-Tales-ebook/dp/B00SPRQY4Q

WATTPAD FEATURED STORY Daniel Evans is trying not to let his crush on Jonah Clarke get in the way of their new found friendship, because Jonah Clarke is definitely not gay. Placed third in the Valentine's Day Contest hosted by @taygetsthegay

Kieran Kesuchian, frankly, didn't expect to die. Well, not as much die as in "disapear". He didn't expect to lose his best friend and family in one night. He didn't expect to discover a secret agency supposedly guarding Keidham underneath the City. And he definitely didn't expect to be left with strange people, with strange glowing marks and scars and told that he could never return home. He isn't a warrior. He doesn't want to help protect the world. He doesn't want to help kill aliens that threaten humanity's new existence. He honestly doesn't even care that much. He just wants his family and his life back. His predictable, safe, orderly life. But you can't always have what you wish for.

The backstory of one of the most deranged cats in Clan history. Gorsekit, born with the gift that allows her to see how cats die. A power that can promise great wisdom...but instead it lead her to complete insanity. This is a short-story/novella like in Warriors. Characters belong to me, Warriors belongs to Erin Hunter blah blah blah. Part of The Shattered Ice Arc

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!