Sarcastic comebacks

I speak fluent sarcasm:) Credit to owners

*These comebacks are not meant to offend anyone.......unless, of course, they deserve it.*

All the comebacks you will ever need

Gene Di Novi played piano for the greats of the 20th Century: Lena Horne, Peggy Lee, Benny Goodman, Artie Shaw, Dizzy Gillespie and Charlie Parker. This is his biography spoken to the fine writer Jack Batten. "I played piano with Bird and Diz. I accompanied Lena, Peggy, Raquel, Barbra, one Dinah (Shore, but not Washington), two Franks (Sinatra and Zappa) and a Tony (Bennett). I recorded with a Pres (Lester Young) and a King (of Swing, Benny Goodman). I wrote songs with Johnny Mercer (Have a Heart) and composed an extended piece for an entire archipelago (The Scandinavian Suite). I learned lessons from a Duke (Ellington) and a Count (Basie). And I came oh so close to performing for a Vladimir (Horowitz)...."

This book is all the songs from my idol Selena Gomez. Listen to the soundtrack next to every song and sing a long and have fun. Please vote, comment and share. Thank you. - I DO NOT OWN ANY MUSIC OR LYRICS. THEY ARE ALL FROM THE INTERNET