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  • Stuff And Stuff With Ymir
    985 47 7

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  • Wattpad Rant
    378K 23.8K 47

    Just random things that I feel need to change. Or such. trigger warnings: swearing

  • Craziness For Dummies
    3.3K 316 48

    (Randomness For Dummies Sequel!) Hello, and welcome to the not-so exciting sequel of the book mentioned above! Yes I am too lazy to type it. Get ready for more not funny jokes and comebacks that will probably make you wanna die! (A/N Yes, I am aware that I have a ton of other books that I probably should be working...

  • A Dogs Diary
    11.5K 554 16

    This is a dogs dairy. (I'm just making this book for fun XD)

  • Hump (Trump X Hilary)
    2.3K 76 3

    IM WORKING ON THE DESCRIPTION JUST R3AD THE FLIPPING BOOK

  • Harambe
    2.5K 171 4

    This is dedicated to you my sweet, sweet, sweet Harambe. I miss you babe <33

  • Warrior Cats: Dumb Stuff
    29.2K 1.3K 22

    Completed  
  • 進撃の巨人 // crack
    742K 37.2K 119

    進撃の巨人 // crack ↷ ✎ complete.

    Mature
  • 100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
    1.3M 134K 101

    Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff...

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  • Harry Potter Memes
    472K 24.7K 91

    Hi! I was bored, so I thought I should make a new story, and I was like,"what can I do that requires almost no effort?" And I came up with this. I hope you enjoy.

  • The Best Of Comebacks
    48.7M 1.7M 258

    ❝A book for comebacks.❞ WARNING// If easily offended please do not read this book as you might be upset by some of the content.

  • Things you might find when you look up Armin Arlert on the internets
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    •____________________• KA BOOM HOLY SNIT THIS IS CRINGE

  • Wattpad Rants
    94.6K 8.1K 59

    tbh i wrote this a few years ago and it's kinda cringe for me to read i don't understand how people enjoy this

  • Stupid Girly Things That Only Girls Will Understand 2
    2.9M 350K 182

    Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random

  • The Weirdest Story Ever
    462 36 9

    Don't read this story, it sucks because it's the weirdest story ever.

  • Arthur & Friends
    1.4K 131 5

    Voted as most autistic book on wattpad!!

  • 202 Things That Piss Me Off
    159K 9K 87

    Because let's face it, there are plenty of things that make me mad. I'm sorry if I offend you. No I'm not. #81 in Random as of 4/1/17 (not a joke) #152 in Random as of 3/31/17 #186 in Random as of 1/24/17 #200 in Random as of 12/15/16 #215 in Random as of 12/7/16 #287 in humor as of 9/10/16 #353 in humor as of 9/8/16...

  • 101 Ways To Kill A Cat
    212K 13.2K 103

    Let Bumblestar show you how. A/N: Do not do this to cats you may happen to know. This book is just a spoof and a joke. In fact, don't do this to anybody. Except for Frost. You can do it to Frost, because nobody cares about Frost and whether she lives or not.

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  • 100 Things Normal People Do NOT Understand
    308K 36K 115

    Don't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH @_HogwartsTribute_ I LOVE THE COVER CRIES

    Completed  
  • Attack on Titan Randomness
    136K 7.2K 60

    Flirting, jealousy, death, humor? All in this book filled up with randomness; Attack on Titan Randomness~ Just be sure that you don't leave any mess because we don't want to have a pissed off Levi. Characters and media (images, music, etc.) belong to their respective owners. All content that is written in this book c...

  • Boys Vs Girls
    165K 6.2K 36

    Just differences between boys and girls when they're in different situation. ENJOY READING! :)

  • Undertale AU Opinions
    5.8K 121 10

    I have seen MANY Undertale ship opinion books and I decided, "Why not make an AU opinions book?" So... yeah. Read on fellow human beings.

  • Attack On Titan CRACK
    23.4K 1.1K 32

    No need for a description. It's crack. Just read it.Go ahead.Click the read button.I'm watching you.

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  • True Love (Pepe x Wojak)
    1.4K 43 4

    A beautiful love story that will make your heart melt <3

  • WTF Wattpad!?
    200K 15.5K 77

    It's just what the title says people. The WTF moments of wattpad and it's writers! And what's also wrong with!

  • Short Undertale Stories
    16.1K 972 42

    So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So cool. So c...

  • 100 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart
    850 69 10

    Just random things that might get you kicked out of Wal-Mart.

  • Cringey Fanfic Moments (Anime Edition)
    5K 66 15

    Wattpad is just infiltrated with cliche's and cheesy shit, so here's a book where you get the pleasure of reading my bitchy complaints about them (: I also request topics if you want.

  • Text messages {on hiatus}
    725 60 11

    CaLLum: Remind me why I'm talking to you again Sydney Australia: Because I'm queen af

  • Attack On Titan Craziness! (Collabs)
    8.9K 482 4

    Funny and creative stories about the amazing show, Attack On Titan! Here, imagination has absolutely no limits~ This is a collaboration book, meaning that in every story, there are two writers. If you wish to collaborate, just send me a message. Hope you like our crazy world!