|Highest Ranking: 129 in Humor| Hai! Read the title, and Sadly I don't own Hetalia, if I did wouldn't be here,so, yeah! Thank you @AristocraticLilGirl For everything! Ich Liebe Dich all of you, and Shine Bright Like a Doistu! BAI!!

Some random Hetalia crack that I will probably write at 3 am {Note: I get some of these from vines}

Iceland finds himself getting jealous of Denmark because Denmark is so close with Norway

Okay this is my first story so it may suck......badly. Sorry if it does anyways: Everyone knows Norway has a curl that floats on the side of his head......though have you ever wondered what that curl did. Denmark was definitely one of those people. He always wanted to see what would happen if he just merely touched or pulled it. Did something bad happen? Something good maybe? Let's find out shall we ~ Warning! Contains Yaoi! If you don't like then don't read. Also may contain some sexual themes or actions....I said may! Not sure just yet~

Emil, a young and innocent boy, learned about the harsh reality of his world when his parents, Lukas and Matthias, were captured by headhunters. On his search journey, he found more than he wanted. Secrets that were better left hidden, secrets that he was the center of. A long lasting war that nearly annihilated his kind was brought back to the surface when he met people that claimed to be his allies. To save one parent, he must betray the other. Who will he choose and why? ****Still Unedited**** Highest ranking #17 Hungary #34 in Dennor #67 Iceland #70 Denmark

"I'm trying to protect you from hurting yourself, you drunk idiot!" Lukas stormed forward. His patience had run out, and he'd had enough of this conversation. "I'm trying to protect you from falling in love!" That should have been enough to start a full-blown fist fight, which Lukas was more than prepared for. He stomped to a sharp halt, his body only inches from Mathias's. The Danish man, however, must have gotten the answer he was looking for. A needle of shock pierced his chest when the wildfire in Mathias's expression diminished. He suddenly felt very large in comparison to his downtrodden companion, whose posture and fiery disposition died out like the Roman Empire. Mathias side-stepped out from between the car and the Norwegian who cornered him. Cautiously, Lukas watched as he rounded the car and stopped only when he stood outside of the passenger door. He laid his palms flat across the top of the vehicle and sighed. "Alright, Nor. Just take me home."

Out of boredom, the Hetalia countries get drunk and start to tell their dirty little secrets. Who's will be the most revealing? Read and find out!!! WARNING!!! Profanity, explicate language and boyXboy. You have been warned.

Ask or Dare me! I won't choke you with your tie...maybe. (THIS WILL ALSO BE PART RANDOM BOOK)

Dear lord. Help me. If you wanna use them for something, please ask for permission.

Lukas comes from a torn family. His brother was transferred to Hong Kong, and Lukas to a school in America. When he meets a strange man, Matthias Køhler, who has a mysterious background, he must find out what is so special about this stranger... I love Dennor, and I really hope you enjoy this Christmastime tale, and have many mixed emotions. Comments, critiques, and votes are much appreciated! Jeg elsker dig! Matthias