Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

they called him a child and disordered for wanting to get out a series of poems meant to bridge the gap between the night sky and the blue ocean. from many people who have seen both and are hoping to change the entire world with words alone. they struggle to find a way to explain everything with ideas that make any sense at all. {Started March 15, 2018} {Ended ---September 13, 2018} {Wattpad Editors Choice Award: December 20, 2018 - April 12, 1019}

• highest ranking | #47 in mystery/thriller Trinity Academy is a school for social elites and high-class nobles, therefore it is rather convenient to have a social ladder within the premises. In the middle of the food chain, is Isla Reynolds with her boyfriend and only friend. The problem in that equation, is that said friend and boyfriend's friendship seems to be brewing into something more behind Isla's back. Isla creates a plan to make her last year in Trinity, a year to be remembered. With a sharp tongue that hides a web of lies, Isla doesn't open up to people. But when she devices a strategy for love, what happens when it all crumbles beneath her feet? Putting her trust in a boy makes her realize that opening up to people is a big mistake. And Isla is mad. Feeling like there's no way out, and fueled by fury, she turns to a sheet of paper. She creates a list that her lips can not utter aloud. So, who wants to know the first rule of killing somebody and not getting caught? cover: florral

Everyone has an expiration date. But what happens if you poke a hole in the package. What happens if you open it. How long will it last. When will it go bad. Can you make it expire faster. The more you poke and play with it, the faster it goes bad. But when you find the package expired, it's too late. Sage Lantern is a beat up package. She has been torn, poked, pricked, etc. But now, her expiration date is falling near.

The third book to the Family Comes First trilogy Time has passed, and now Hunter is seventeen and preparing to graduate from high school. Jimmy is being released from prison, and Julie is excited for them to be a family once again. Traditions start to arise when Hunter meets Ava. Julie believed that everything was going to be different once Jimmy got out of jail, but some traditions never die.

A sequel to Family Comes First by Mason FitzGibbon After Carrie telling the detectives about the abuse Tommy put her through, a search is out for Tommy and Jimmy. Julie is trying her best to keep the family's traditions secret, but the detectives have been in the basement. She gets caught up in a web of lies and has to clear her name so that she isn't charged for murder. Jimmy wants Julie and Hunter back. Julie moves in with Carrie and she tries her best to suppress her anger toward Carrie. The story is told as a mashup of Julie and Jimmy's POV *The photo used for the cover is not mine. If anyone knows the photographer please message me*

EPILOGUE WILL BE FREE STARTING JUNE 29TH, 2023! Diana wakes up in pain, tied to a bed and unable to escape. She's been trapped by a group of surgeons with a twisted passion and she's their next victim. ***** Diana Slater, a typical University student, wakes up in pain, tied to a bed and unable to see. After a mysterious figure, known only as Dr. Sweeney, nurses her back to health she finds out the truth. The Doctor has kidnapped her and given her a cat's eyes as part of a larger ploy to turn humans into collectibles. Now she's being trained by Ben, another patient, with the skin of a snake, on how to behave. Diana and Ben are forced to work together to try to escape the murderous doctors - until she discovers Ben might not be the victim he makes himself out to be. The only person Diana can trust is herself, and if she fails, her eyes won't give her another nine lives. [[Winner of the 2018 Fiction Awards for Best Horror Story]] [[word count: 80,000-90,000 words]] Cover designed by Holly Thurston

~*~My name is Alicia Pepperman, I was murdered in cold blood. Nothing can stop me from having revenge on the maniacs who deprived me of my innocent youth. I've been weak once but not anymore. I came for blood so if you took part in my murder I'm coming for you. ~~~~ It is a normal year in Crow High, at least that is what the students thought until news breaks out that Alicia Pepperman, a sophomore, is dead. No one knows who Alicia Pepperman is, but one thing they all know is that Crow High will never be the same again. If you are reading this you just subjected yourself to a life of utter spookiness. Highest Ranking #32 in Mystery/Thriller on 08/06/17 COMPLETED Warning: This is a first draft and hasn't been yet edited.

Highest ranking in horror-- #1 Lucy Belle was just an ordinary 7-year-old girl living in the 1950's. She had a loving family, good grades, and lots of friends. That is until she met the mysterious ghost, Susan. This story is a series of Lucy Belle's diary entries, explaining her life in a short and sweet way. Enjoy!

This is a collection of letters - written in poetry form - that never actually made it to their destinations. Each poem is from a different era, from a different person, in a different setting to a different receiver. You'll live with them. You'll laugh with them. You'll cry with themz You'll love them. Most of all, you'll wish these letters were delivered. ✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ DISCLAIMER!!! These letters(poems) and these people are a figment of my imagination and none of them are real. Any resemblance in name or anything to a real life person is pure coincidence.