this book is about pick up lines,burns & jokes etc.

A book full of comebacks. Self explanatory.

Funny and sometimes mean comebacks and insults maybe you could use them i have used them before jjejeje left them speechless.....

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.

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stupid jokes that surprisingly made me laugh.

Matt Porter was expecting his summer to be just like they usually are - he and his friends go up to a beach house and stay there for a few months to party and hang out. But this summer is going to be completely different. Sure, there's still parties, and he's still hanging out with his friends. But one thing Matt didn't count on was his friend's sister, Hannah Bradley, to be staying with them too. She and Matt get close, that is, until big-brother Liam Holmes notices what's going on between the two, and declares his baby sister as "off limits". With that said, what happens to Matt and Hannah's relationship? Does it secretly continue, or do they end it right there and then?

I wouldn't trade my best friend for anyone else in the world. He's amazing, funny, supportive, and everything that is great. He can be a little protective at times but it's okay since he doesn't go overboard with it. There's only one teeny little thing that I don't really like about him. Well, it's actually a big thing. It's what he is. It's that fact that he's the biggest player I've ever met! At first, I thought that I had a problem with my heart since it beats erratically whenever I see a certain blue eyed boy but then I realized that I might have a teeny little crush on my best friend. Not that I'll ever tell anyone. Not even Mels or Austen who are my other best friends. As long as Mike is still my best friend, it's all that matters. He's like my rock. I won't let a stupid crush ruin our years of friendship. The problem is that it's hard to forget about a crush since I see him literally every single day at school and the fact that he lives right next door.

"Best friends don't date their best friends!" Tasha Olivier has always been left by all the guys she has dated. Why? She expects them to be like her best friend Cole Matthews. Despite her wanting someone like him, she firmly refuses to date him. Will she ever find the guy she desires? Or will Cole who has been in love with her for years ever have a chance with her, especially now that a new guy in Xavier Harris is in town and he seems to just catch Tasha's attention.