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Harry on the Prairie ~ A Harry Styles AU Fanfiction WATTYS 2016 WINNER in the category of HQ LOVE An excerpt published via COSMOPOLITAN online via September 14, 2016. *********** NOTICE: Mature/sexual content lies within these pages . . .you may experience feels in your nether-regions. *********** Harry Styles lives alone on his farm a few miles outside of Cider Creek. He's 20 years old and mighty handsome --too handsome to be keeping to himself as much as he does, but that's how he's always been. Harry was 18 when he bought his farmland. No parents, no wife, only him. He came into town on the rare occasion that he needed something from the mercantile, but that was it. No church on Sundays. He was polite if someone approached him, but it was obvious to everyone that Harry just wanted to be left alone. So after awhile, the townsfolk pretty much gave up trying to include him in anything. He lived his life in deliberate solitude. It was better this way. Then one day, a letter came for Harry in the post. The postmaster had to ride out and deliver it special, as Harry never got any mail, and as a result, never stopped by the post office to check like most people did...

Grab ya tissues and ya popcorn cause you're gonna be laughing like heck when you finish reading my new comedy series entitled Max and Ruby. Its no secret where my inspiration came from. I just woke up one day from a nap and logged into wattpad. I then looked up and noticed my TV was set on Nick Jr. and the show Max and Ruby was starting. So as I'm sitting there thinking: "what the hell..?" The episodes started rolling and inspiration struck me! So the basic point of an episode is that Max is an innocent little bunny with a bitchy big sister named Ruby who is always putting him through hell. To be honest I feel sorry for the little guy seeing as how he has no choice but to obey because its a kid show and all but I'm also sitting here wondering "Where the f*ck are their parents??" Anyway, you get the idea. So if your brave enough and can handle extreme laughter then go on ahead. [Short Story] *COMPLETED*