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I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. by EternalLaughter
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I Need A New Phone 'Cos Jeff the Dick Broke It. Now I Can't Use Tumblr Anymore. (Also My Wi-Fi Went Out.) Camryn Reynolds is that one girl who never puts down her phone. It's like her life. She's a Tumblr girl and is very passionate about it. She's weird, awkward and hangs out with people just as weird. But, of course, rumor spreads of the notorious Jeff the Killer and she's immediately intrigued. Little did she know that the smiling killer is actually real. She realizes this when she comes face-to-face with the man. Unfortunately, he breaks her phone which nobody on this Earth should ever, EVER do. So Jeff is forced to be her slave as payment/punishment for breaking her precious phone, Richard. Yes, its name is Richard. Can Jeff repay his seemingly endless debt or will he stay Camryn's man-servant...FOREVER?! He probably won't repay his debt. Yeah, he definitely won't. This is something Jeff never expected: to be enslaved by an introvert who could care less that all of the CreepyPastas she reads are real. [WARNING: LOTS OF STUPID]
Sweet Insomnia [Book 2] [Jeff the Killer x Reader] [JTK] by xXDarkQueenXxRei
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SECOND BOOK IN THE KILLER ROMANCE SERIES (SPOILER IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE FIRST BOOK) -+- You were left broken. Heart crushed to pieces, you try to forgive and forget, but your mind keeps darting back to the subject. Nearly a month after the incident, you're released from the hospital and sent home... or so it seems. You struggle to eat, drink, and sleep knowing that a killer- one that you're very familiar with- is still on the streets. One dark, disturbing, creepy evening, you experience a repeat of the night that your life changed. But how much of it is actually real? Mind trapped into a spiral, you try to decipher what is really going on. What types of lies are hidden underneath the seams of what is thought to be your past? Do you even know what trust is anymore? He's back. And he's more determined than ever. -+- *1st Place in Jeff the Killer 2015 Winter Creepypasta Awards and EA: Best Written (@Creepypasta_Awards)* *#260 in Fanfiction* -+- Second book in the Killer Romance Series. I still don't own Jeff, and I still don't own you. (Jeff the Killer x Reader) Picture used in the cover also isn't mine, so credit to the creator. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.
Killer Romance [Book 1] [Jeff the Killer x Reader] [JTK] by xXDarkQueenXxRei
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Ten days? You have ten days left to live, but in those ten days, you have to act like you're dating him. What type of situation is that? A messed up one. Petty secrets... Incumbent lies... Weird, right? You don't even know this guy and, quite frankly, you're scared to death. It almost seems like fate is tempting you, slowly luring you into a black hole of what your life will soon be. But what will happen if Jeff seems to slowly attach himself to you? Will his protective actions be enough to keep away those dirty secrets and lies that are locked away in the barricades of his mind? Some lies may just be a cover, and some truths may lead to others, but there is an even bigger picture that you may not be alive to paint. Your life is about to turn into a nightmare. How many days will you last? (The reader is identified as female in this story. However, this does not mean other gender identities cannot read this.) -+- *1st Place in Jeff the Killer 2015 Summer Creepypasta Awards (@Creepypasta_Awards)* *1st Place in Creepy/Evil/Supernatural 2015 Summer xReader FanFiction Awards (@FanFiction_Awards)* *#210 in Fanfiction* -+- First book in the Killer Romance Series. (Jeff the Killer x Reader) I don't own Jeff the Killer and I don't own you. Most of the characters presented in this book do not belong to me. Picture used in the cover isn't mine. Credit to the creator. -+- 2023 UPDATE: I wrote this story almost 10 years ago when I was a teenager. Reading back through it now, I can see so many things I wish I wrote differently. So many things that I find just... cringy. It's one of the reasons I cannot complete the series. I really wish that one day I'll rewrite this entire thing to be more sensible. For now, I hope that you can enjoy what gave me so much joy as a teen. Thank you to everyone who has come back to leave such nice comments after so many years. I will return to writing one day.
Vile Shade [Book 3] [Jeff the Killer x Reader] [JTK] by xXDarkQueenXxRei
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THIRD BOOK IN THE KILLER ROMANCE SERIES (SPOILER IF YOU HAVE NOT READ THE OTHER BOOKS) -+- There were two years and six months taken from you. Jeff described that time as being similar to Hell. He was there through thick and thin, but he didn't want you to have to deal with the pain. He did everything to keep his secret, yet you still wonder what the reasons for some of his actions were. He held empty promises, told lies, and even tried to make you live in a fake romance story. But in the end, all he wanted was to be in love with you. Right? These are those lost memories. -+- Jeff lived a conflicting life. None of his actions ever had a long-term effect. Kill, run, sleep, grieve. That's it. He feels his sanity go back and forth between light and dark as he experiences a feeling he's never felt before. He doesn't understand what it is, but it does seem to get him into a lot more trouble than usual. He wonders if fate has decided to bestow another chance upon him as a distant relative returns. Does he want to go back to his old ways? You snapped him into true insanity. -+- This is the third book in the Killer Romance series. Do not read unless you have read both "Killer Romance" and "Sweet Insomnia". It's written entirely from Jeff's point of view. (Jeff The Killer x Reader) (Reader Insert) I don't own Jeff and I don't own you. Picture used in the cover isn't mine. Credit to the creator. Fourth book, anyone? -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.
Killer Comedy [PARODY] [Jeff the Killer x Reader] [JTK] by xXDarkQueenXxRei
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You have ten days before you die. The infamous "Jeff the Killer" shows up one night to kill you, but creates a deal with you instead. If you survive ten days, you live. If you don't, well, you obviously die. Fun, right? The only problem is that you laugh every time you see him. His face is just so funny! How will you control yourself? What if he starts to love you? Ha! He's a nasty, blood-sucking, gay-as-hell jerk-face. There's no way you'd fall for that. He was the one that broke into your house, so he was gonna play by your rules. Every time he insults your slutty friend- slap in the face! Every time he calls you stupid and a whale- slap in the face! Will you survive all ten days with this inconsiderate asshole? -+- This is a JTK x Reader from second person point of view. It's a parody of my other fanfiction, "Killer Romance" This is the funny version, and the other one is the serious version. I don't own most of the characters. (Jeff The Killer x Reader PARODY) WARNING: Contains lots of sarcasm and swearing. IF YOU DON'T LIKE RACIST JOKES AND/OR GET OFFENDED BY HUMOR, DON'T READ THIS. Good luck to those of you who persevere onward. I'm sorry if your family looks at you crazy for laughing like a maniac at your phone or crying because of how pathetic and stupid this book is. Most of the plot is exactly how it is in the original book, so DON'T GET MAD IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE. Co-me-dy. It's not meant to make sense. -+- I do not give doc truyen or any individual, website, organization, server, etc. the right to reproduce, post, publish, steal, etc. my stories and ideas.
Cruel and Blue | Crack by trxshyghoul
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You know your favorite creepypasta fanfic? Well this girl just made a crack book for it Hold on tight and enjoy the ride of Cruel and Blue crack ( ̄▽ ̄) rated pg for cursing don't read if you don't like cursing & if you don't like cursing don't be such a tsun-tsun you know you like it If not then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Born To Kill by CreepyKiara
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A young girl named Gemma born into a family that abused her, her father always hit her, her mother threatened to kill her or even leave her on the side of the road. Gemma's brothers would bully her at school and kick and hit her when she hasn't done anything to them. One day she had gotten sick of it, and killed her family in one night then running away before the cops got to her house. She ran and ran, as she kept running she saw a mansion and stopped by the doors and a tall faceless man opened the door. H-Hey guys!! This is BamImACreepyBear!! I hope you last as long to read though my book, I have no idea how long it'll be but read, read, read!! Thank chu!! ❤❤ ¡¡SEXUAL CONTENT!! ❤❤
Cruel & Blue (Eyeless Jack story) by EternalLaughter
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[SEQUEL to Killer Protector (Jeff the Killer story)] In the quaint town of Gracewood, Virginia, Ao Matsukochi lives comfortably with her adoptive parents and her loyal friends. For her, everyday is full of practice and optimism. Though, every person has their quirks. Sam is her best friend, who also happens to be in her head. They go hand-in-hand like partners in crime. What Ao never expected was that with an unusual friend comes unusual things. Soon she is sent into dangerous encounters, unbelievable happenings and people beyond her wildest imaginations. She always knew she wasn't so ordinary, but now she plays an important role on the stage of life and death, alongside with a special someone with a blue mask. She'll have to believe in the impossible and rethink all that's she's known to survive a war that has thrived for centuries. Dark things lie within allies and darker things lie within herself as well. Which can she face? Which can she live with? Which won't bring her to death's door? [S E Q U E L: Terrible Fates (Ben Drowned Story)] Cover art is by: Vronik-Gesso on Tumblr *****-1st Place in Eyeless Jack-***** All CreepyPastas do not belong to me unless stated otherwise.
The Clichés of Jeff the Killer Stories by WeAreCPRC
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List of the things I always see in JTK stories. Thought they're worth mentioning. Maybe you could use this as a guide, too. ~Contains words inappropriate for VERY young readers. ~Not advised for the faint of heart. ~If your story is like one of the stuff I put in here, then good luck. ~Not advised for easily-offended people. © MaraWay
You Don't Scare Me. (( Jeff The Killer Romance )) by ZeroWyntersxX
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When Jeff breaks into Livia's home, there is only one thing she can think of. Oh my god, it's Jeff the freaking Killer, in her house! The daranged CreepyPasta addict just can't seem to drive herself away.