If you know some of these jokes then don't say anything about it because it doesn't matter if you've heard them or not.

Being a muggle-born witch isn't a problem for Dani Hankshaw, but when rumors of Voldemort's return erupt throughout the Wizarding World, everyone has something to deny. All Dani wants is to win the Quidditch House Cup, pass her O.W.L.S exams, and find a more efficient way to avoid detention, but that's not possible when you're close with the Boy Who Lived, best friends with Ginny Weasley, and seem to be helping Hermione with S.P.E.W. Add Umbridge, Draco Malfoy and his possessiveness over his Slytherin girlfriend (in which I might mention a Weasley might just be falling for), and strange feelings rising for a boy with a scar. But, before she can figure out what she wants, who she wants, and what she will do... She'll have to go through hell and back to get there (well... Maybe).

Funny texts from the Harry Potter characters!

What happens when Percy goes to school in California, with Annabeth, and meets his archnemesis Nancy again after all these years?

FAIR WARNING: THIS STORY IS REALLY SHITTY, OLD, AND DESTINED TO BE INCOMPLETE FOR ETERNITY. HAVING READ THIS WARNING, DO NOT COMMENT/SEND ME MESSAGES ASKING FOR UPDATES. THANK YOU. THIS HAS BEEN A PSA. What happens when demigods go to Hogwarts? Chaos, secrets, and lies, that's what! The Seven, Nico, and Reyna are part of an exchange program planned by Chiron. Can they hide all their secrets before it's too late? The Golden Trio, Ginny, Neville, and Luna are assigned to guide the Americans around. Can they risk having the exchange students around them? This is a story about how two very different groups of people set aside their differences to defeat a greater enemy- for neither can win while the other is defeated.

Bored at school? Need something to do? Well here's a list or things to do! Comment on the ones you've done. Comment your crazy school stories and I might add them to the list. (((((Most of these are not made up by me sooo yeah)))))

Percy Jackson and Harry Potter, two of our most favored heroes, meet in this epic adventure. Chiron and the gods send Percy and his friends to Hogwarts where they teach two new classes, as well as become friends with the Golden Trio. First impressions aren't that great, and trouble arises. Things eventually get solved, but life is never easy for these two groups, so more troubles comes just as quickly. When the second-most-powerful wizard (first, now that Voldemort's gone), Neculai Mullo gets his hands on Percy and puts him under the Imperious Curse, Harry must help the demigods save their beloved leader. After learning of Percy's past Harry becomes afraid of him, wary of him, but most of all, respective of him. He races to help save Percy, but what happens when he is offered an impossible choice? Will he make the right decision? And the most important question of all: Will Percy even survive? THIS WAS WRITTEN AND FINISHED BEFORE HOUSE OF HADES CAME OUT, SO IF SOME INFORMATION IS WRONG, THERE'S YOUR EXPLANATION.

The giant war is over. The seven are going on with their lives in Camp Half-blood. But it's never over for the Heroes of Olympus. A lot of hardships will come in their way, until the last prophecy is revealed and their lives change forever. They will have their ups and downs. Disclaimer: Rick Riordan owns the characters I only own the events.

This is a Magnus Chase and Percy Jackson crossover story. It's about that faithful talk Magnus and Annabeth were about to have in the end of the 'Sword of Summer' it's gonna be short since I'm new to this whole fanfic thing hope you like it. I enjoy constructive criticism but plain criticism is just mean so please like it and if you have any suggestions than please post in the comments Btw since I'm waaaaaayyyy to lazy to put a disclaimer in all the chapters I'm just gonna put it once now: I don't own the genius that is Percy Jackson or Magnus Chase And the Gods of Asgard (I wish I did though) they both belong to the genius that is Rick Riordan GOTTA BLAST (Anyone who got the Jimmy Neutron reference put it in the comments, maybe I'll give you a shout out)