Dipper and his family have been hidden from the kingdom for years. Mainly because of the Cipher's, the rulers over the land. Everyone thinks that the Pines family are just a bunch of myths, well... until hunting season starts and Dipper gets kidnapped. What will dipper do his time? (First Billdip, so don't kill me in the comments) (Don't like billdip? don't read it!) WARNING!!!! BAD GRAMMAR AND SPELLING AHEAD!! NO YOAI OR SMUT OR WHATEVER!! PLEASE NO INAPPROPRIATE COMMENTS

bill has been looking for the perfect pet for a while now. One day while walking around gravity falls he stumbled upon the mystery shack, which had the perfect little pine tree for sale

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