* Reader insert * gender neutral *read the story to find out about your exciting life with the gems! **UNDER MAJOR EDITING** **IF I MESS UP PRONOUNS PLEASE CORRECT ME** #1 in 'Steven Universe' #1 in 'Amethyst'

This is just a book of jokes that I have heard or read somewhere. So I give credit to whoever wrote them and I hope you enjoy the book.

This is a book about funny text and moments

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With Jack getting bored of the same routines all the time, he decides to go on a trip. The trip leads him to a kingdom which seemed to be having alot of fun. With this, his adventure starts. He meets a girl named Elsa, who surprisingly has the same powers as him, and in an attempt to cheer her up, takes an interest in her.... (Author's note: Now, I wasn't sure wether to continue this or just leave it ending like that, so I'll leave you guys to decide. All you gotta do is comment if you'd like me to add more.)

A snarky romance writer has been forced to take a writer's retreat weekend in a yoga center where she meets the obnoxious sports journalist, Cole. Follow her journey as she starves to death and fights the imminent attraction she has for him. Featured on the Sun-Kissed Romance Anthology and on the Love, Always anthology by Limitless Publishing authors.