***REQUESTS ON HOLD*** Helloooo ladies. So this is a random book of complaints I have about...Welp...being a girl. Helloooo curious boys. If I were you I wouldn't read this. You cannot unsee crazy girl things. I'm sorry if boys (or girls, though I don't see why) find anything I say offensive. The main purpose is to make you laugh. Not to offend anyone. Highest Ranking: #1 in Humor Highest Ranking: #1 in Random Note: This Book Has Changed Categories (unfortunately) Due To The Wattpad Guidelines This book is updated almost everyday.

Hey Ladies! Ready for more laughter, sarcasm, rants, and overall fun? Haha don't worry I know I'm being cheesy. WELCOME TO THE SEQUEL OF STUPID GIRLY THINGS THAT ONLY GIRLS WILL UNDERSTAND! Let the girly-ness (not really but okay) begin! Highest Ranking: #1 in Random

Text posts which are amusing, funny, sarcastic and every other thing tumblr is. Oh and there are also tweets in here.

Don't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH @_HogwartsTribute_ I LOVE THE COVER CRIES

{plz Read!!} EDIT : This book has magically changed into a one shot for the readers :) don't ask how XD you can comment what character and even tell me a brief description on what you want the character to do to le reader. It can be lemon but if you don't want a lemon just Add on ' No lemon. ' I also take male requests. {Lemon/Smut may be in this} Ok I will update this slowly since I have lots of tests to do :c but! I will never stop writing this book ^-^!! This book is now ALL characters from fnaf!!! please don't correct me since I use my phone >.<.. auto correct. and some sentences might not make any sense xD OK of you want your own Book like bonnie x Freddy x or more something like that private message me X3. I'll try my best go update as much as possible ^>^ remember to comment vote follow and enjoy reading ;)!

Remember that time, where Tim, that rather questionable guy, who clung to you after meeting him at your fourth cousins sisters baby shower, and now he's discussing his recent cats birth? Yeah, and how you just wanted take a shovel casually to his face? WELL HAVE NO FEAR, this new book is here. With our easy to follow tips, even you can be loser people free!

You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!