Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Callie Picket,the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him. "That awkward moment when the man you love doesn't know you're a woman" Very over-weight 22 year old girl Callie has a mega crush on her hunkie new apartment next door neighbor Chris ...(age 24). The thing is, since Callie is so overweight, Chris mistakes her for a guy but she doesn't tell him the truth because they've become buddies and she doesn't want to lose that bond with him. Then Chris makes her start going to the gym to lose weight and as the pounds comes off, Chris begins to see these changes...like Callie starts to look more girly, and since he's a total playboy and lady lover, he starts getting attracted to her while thinking that she's still a "he". Basically, he thinks he's going gay. Will Callie ever tell him the truth as her lie begins to take its toll on both of them as she and very confused Chris becomes closer? Or will he be the first to finally see her for what she truly is? A Big Fat Liar.

Wattpad: A popular ebook website, or otherwise known as: The way to Rebecca Hewitt's heart. James Cavern has been madly in love with his best friend Rebecca Hewitt for as long as he can remember, but, as all these stories go, she doesn't feel the same way. Rebecca being addicted to Wattpad, James decides to pose as a stranger and reintroduce himself to her on Wattpad in hopes of winning her heart, only to find out that a faceless foe known only as KingCameron has beaten him to the punch. Read on to find out what happens between Rebecca and James as James tries to balance his ever-growing lie with the ups and downs of life [Unedited]. (Based on true life events and conversations).

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

Hello there, and welcome to the never ending book of random tips! The most elaborate team of tip girls in all of Wattpad! Here, you will find recipes, reviews, tutorials, advice, and lots more! Enjoy! DISCLAIMER : these tips are not written by me. i do not take credit for any of these. all of these tips are taken from the tip account that i run on polyvore (tinyurl.com/tipglittergirls) Follow for extra (private) chapters c: