A book of sarcastic comebacks and phrases that can be used in almost any situation. Enjoy :) A taste of what's in this book: Random Person" What are you doing here!?" Me: " I was too hot for heaven and too cool for h*ll so I'm stuck here." #12 in Random 09-04-17 Disclaimer: I did invent most of these comebacks but some are also from books or social media so don't sue me. All photo rights go to original owners. Beautiful cover by: @ghastlybeauty_ Please don't copy this book. Thanks❤

I love to annoy people and I decided to help some people who want to start annoying people. So check it out lol.!!(:

You know when there is that 1 person that is just so annoying and you want to slap them so bad? Well you may as well insult them instead. There is also other stuff as well in this book, but it is mostly comebacks and insults pickup lines that back fire also. So hope you enjoy!!!!!! p.s. this is my first book though!!! And also not all of these comebacks are mine so yeah baiii!

THE ULTIMATE SURVIVAL GUIDE FOR MODERN DAY GIRLS! Being female sucks sometimes. I know. But honestly, things can be so much easier than we realise.. It's the small things that count! With daily updates, this book will help you survive the crappy day to day struggles we are forced to go through. From periods, makeup and hair care to how to listen to music in class, pretty amazeballs, I know right. NOT FALSE ADVERTISING. I REPEAT; NOT. FALSE. ADVERTISING. Lol wtf. Anyways, ENJOY

Guide To Life: Hacks.

Have you ever been embarrassed? Of course you have! This book contains tons embarrassing moments that people have experienced! Every 5 chapters, I'll even throw in a celebrity embarrassing moment! This book may cause you to laugh, cringe, or say something like, "I'm so glad that wasn't me!". This is my first piece of literature here on Wattpad, and I ask that you will provide me comments with suggestions and feedback, NOT rudeness! :) Thanks, ~HarmonicSoul~ Hey you! Yes, you! Do you have an embarrassing moment you'd like to submit and get published in our book? Send all of your embarrassing moments to HarmonicSoulofWattpad@gmail.com! Don't worry, we'll use different names for privacy and security reasons! Also, I will be updating every Friday/Saturday (if not, sooner) so you can get your weekly share of embarrassing stories! Enjoy!

So, yeah. This is a book (well, not actually technically a book, but whatever) all about book nerds! If you belong in one or more fandom (especially, Harry Potter, Rick Riordan, Hunger Games and Divergent), then CONTINUE to have a laugh :)

That moment when you know your a nerd because...

Do you ever ______ come join me and agree or disagree on random stuff