Having a bad day? Need a good laugh? This book is just for you! (A compilation of jokes I have found online & offline. Credits goes to the many humorous authors.)

No one reads these so I'll just list off a few inside jokes you'll only understand if you read this: -Stupid Idiot monkeys -Closer by The Chainsmokers -fabulous -Moncer (Monster Cancer) -Libby -#StopBullyingVirgo -#StopDefendingVirgo -Best friend Capricorn -Best friend Hydra -Gemini's Trumpet -Taurus' sunglasses -Poor Volans -Don't trust Aries, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius or Aquarius to do anything, ever -Wifey -Bro squad -cheesecake -Taurus vs Virgo -Scorpio's notebook -Trouble maker squad -Capricorn and Pisces are the only "normal" ones -Too many cliff hangers -Aquarius stop singing -Cheesy Saggi -Scorpio's secret lair -everyone acts like they're on drugs. I am dead serious -Silly string and glitter wars -everyone is probably bi -Why does everyone flirt with Capricorn and Libra? -what is logic and common sense? There's clearly none of that in this book -Virgo, Aquarius and Leo can't sing -Virgo writing a book (Vincent Virgo) -the maze -WHAT ARE GENDER ROLES?!? -Crossdressing is perfectly normal -Boys wearing dresses suddenly become x10 prettier than the girls. Don't question the logic -Aquarius is a pretty girl -so is Leo -50 roles of Gemini -Pisceo and Gemliet - "so, you know french, yet you still don't know how to turn on the tv" -The chapter where Lyra has to hunt down the zodiacs -Libra, Aquarius and Virgo's strange yet close friendship -Scorpio and chocolate -The girls hate pink, the boys love it -Aquarius vs Antlia (Started October 30 2016)

Self-proclaimed weirdo April Hale and the notorious troublemaker Ryder Black have been living side by side for more than ten years. Both never attempted to communicate with each other, but on the night Ryder Black is thrown out by his own father, he asks her a question that might change both of their lives: "March, will you let me stay in your room?" He even got her name wrong. - A coming of age story about loss, the wonders of falling in love, and ultimately, pretending to be normal. Get inside April's distorted and yet humorous perspective, and watch as her tale unfolds into a shocking finish. COVER BY @RIVIIX

Belle was a stray dog. Alone, hurt, and hungry, she roams the streets. Her past was an abusive and scary nightmare. Then, she meets Cindy, a sweet 14 year old who falls in love with her. Can Belle learn to trust and love? Can Cindy finally have a dog? Can they help stop a puppy mill? A/N: Hello readers, please keep in mind that I wrote this book in 2014, (it's now 2019) so I apologize if the storyline isn't so great. I am now in the process of editing the story for grammar issues, but I plan on keeping the same storyline. Thank you!

Dogs can be adorable and hilarious. These are "letters" about what dogs experience. And it is most certainly not annoying if you comment on every chapter. I love feedback! :) * This is a work of fiction. Dogs did not actually write these.

Rory Wade is terrified of what happens to her when she sleeps. One morning, she wakes up to find bruises and scars covering every inch of her body. She doesn't know what's happening, but suspects it has something to do with her father's disappearance, which happened at the same time she started developing her sleepwalking symptoms. And then she meets Seth, the mysterious boy who walks with purpose and may have all the answers to her questions. Her idea of reality is shattered when her world collides with that of four teenagers who call themselves "Dream Crashers." They fight a war against demons who pray on humans in their vulnerable sleep states, except now they've encountered an enemy they can't face alone. They are interested in Rory because she possesses unique abilities that they can't explain. She discovers a part of herself she never imagined existed and the truth behind her father's disappearance. --- Started March 2014 | Finished September 2014 Parnormal #1 | Action #2 Wattys 2014 Winner for "The Best of Instant Addiction" Beautiful cover made by @Ashihara

*COMPLETED ✔️* [[Explicit Language Warning]] Aphmau's found herself in college; her dream school, Phoenix University. Boys and girls are allowed to be in rooms together, surprisingly, but Aphmau hopes she's with a girl. She's far from it. Being roomed with Garroth Ro'maeve, her former high schools biggest 'player' isn't going to go very well for her, right? Right? [[Cover by the amazing Mady @_Malio_]] [[Characters go to Aphmau]]

My name is Garroth O'khasis. I live in Phoenix Drop, and attend Phoenix Drop High as a senior. And I don't believe in love. ||completed||

I was put with a girl for seven months as an experiment; an experiment to see if time spent with a person of opposite gender will gradually make both sides fall in love. Nonsense, I say. But is it really? ||updated daily|| [cover by @Darkness_Phoenix]

"I really thought you'd changed Draco." Hermione Granger owns a bookstore and she's yet to find her own happy ending. Tossed aside by Ron and playfully denied by Harry. She's all alone , until one day the ministry decides to bring two unlikely enemies together in holy matrimony to see how it all plans out. "Really good." - MsPuppy98 "Thoroughly enjoyed." - ombresit All rights to jk Rowling