"Hey. So, that Amber chick. I think she has a little crush on you" I said to him. Why? I have no idea. It just spilled out of my mouth. He gave an uncomfortable and confused look. "Not exactly" he finally said. "What do you mean?" "We kinda used to date. It kinda ended kinda weirdly." Oh. Of course he used to date her. I looked back at her and smirked. With a body like that being around, I doubt his little William gave him a choice. "Kinda ended kinda weirdly? What's that mean?" "It means it's not a big deal. It was last year. It lasted for a little while, but like 80% of relationships she wanted more and I didn't really" "Interesting" I said as I stroked my chin as if I had a beard. He glanced at me sideways and laughed. "I don't even know what that means but shut up" "Oh nothing, just that, you know, Amber Rose over there is your type" He lowered his head in a bellow of laughter. "She's got hair though, so you're wrong" "Ah but she's got ass so, I'm not really" He laughed more. So much he put his head on the table and was losing his breath. "So if I'm right, the next girl should be called Kim" "I actually have dated a Kim. But that was before Amber" he laughed. "But I thought if you'd dated Kim before Amber, there'd be no Amber" I barely finished that sentence before I busted out in laughter with Will. Above is just a random excerpt. Read on to find out what happens. Just trust me on this and read it :) -Ardentlydreaming ***IMPORTANT*** The first few chapters are pretty boring and weird or whatever, but I promise it picks up and twists and ends in a huge bang and I think it's kinda good. So it starts cliche and you think it continues like that but nah :)*** © All Rights Reserved

Miss Perfect, Courtney Collins, has everything a teenage girl could ever wish for. She has the Pretty Face, Perfect Figure, Popularity, Fortune, Friends who follow her every command and a Super Hot Boyfriend who's madly in love with her. Ultimate Geek, Chad Treyson, is a typical teenage boy who only wish for a peaceful senior year. He is the Smart Guy with goofy eyeglasses, wears lousy shirts, grade conscious, living a normal lifestyle, a musician and a certified bookworm. Put the two together and set a game. A game of love. Who fell in love first will lose. If Miss Perfect falls for the Ultimate Geek, is she willing to leave her spotlight just to be with him? And if Chad falls for Courtney, is he ready to deal with lots of drama and attention? Who will win and who will lose? Is it the Beauty or the Geek?

Serena Davidson leads two lives. At school, she's a morbidly obese, stupid, nerdy, bitchy, slutty, and a teacher's pet. But at home she's the scrawny vegetarian pushover. What would possess someone to wear a fat suit every day? And what happens when someone finds out?

I was the 6th-grade "slut." And I kept a diary. So I decided to create The UnSlut Project in the hopes that my own diary entries could provide some perspective to girls who currently feel trapped and ashamed. I am publishing these entries one at a time, without changing a single word except for the names of the people involved. My limited commentary, which is confined to brackets in each entry, is meant to provide the relief of my current perspective, fifteen years later. The UnSlut Project: Working to undo the dangerous slut shaming in our schools, communities, media, and culture by sharing knowledge and experiences.

Update: This story has been discontinued. - I am terribly sorry. Your mother lied to you. She told you that you were unique, and that as a teenager you have a whole bunch of options you can choose from to determine who you want to be. She must have been high. Look, I'm going to tell you this honestly. Somewhere out there in this floating sphere of green and blue, there's a person who acts just like you. It's the combinations of different personalities - which eventually lead up to an actual human being - that makes us all unique. But it can't hurt to find out where your personality stems from, right? Wanna know who you are? I'll help you out. There are 36 students in my classroom. Which one are you?