Jordan Johnson is your average high school student. He is average in every way from his brown hair and brown eyes to his very mundane existence. His two friends, Joanna and Jonathan, are his larger-than-life cohorts who add the only spice to his life. Determined not to live a life of mundanity, Jordan secretly creates a list of 1000 wishes, 1000 things he hopes to achieve before he finishes his senior year of high school. Enter Robin Chiang, an exciting, adventurous girl who is as fiery as Jordan is boring. Will she help Jordan fulfill his every wish?

Happy, sad, cute, beautiful, all are some amazing (or as my best friend Kat Yharry, would say, cake) poems.

Imagine you are in an orphanage. One day, you are finally able to leave the orphanage. You throw all of your favorite things and necessary items into a bag. You bring your pets with you. You find your parents and discover they don't want you. You get really upset, and run into a forest, your pets alongside you, and you get captured by a large shadow. You wake up in a forest, alone. You have to survive off of what you brought and your resources around you until you meet a man and fall in love. However, you're not sure he loves you back. How will the rest of your life play out?

Katrina Valentine is a normal girl until she finds out shes a witch and meets the famous Harry Potter. Will they become friends, or will they become more? (1-7 and maybe afterwards) (Being slowly edited. ) (This was my first book ever. ) (No longer being edited, 18 year old self can't even read one more sentence of this shit. I don't recommend reading. Leaving it up for the shits and gigs )

When Alexis agrees to help the school's player, she must guard the secret that could unravel everything - even as unexpected feelings complicate the game. *** What happens when Alexis Dawson, the 'resident loser' of Redwood High, agrees to help the school's notorious player, Aaron Walker? How can she stop herself from falling for him? It isn't all love and romance - Alexis has a secret of her own. Join them on a journey of jealousy, betrayal, trust, friendship, and love. A little favour just got a whole lot more complicated. *** He was so close, his breath hit my lips. His eyes darted from my eyes to my lips. I stared intently, awaiting his next move. His lips fell near my ear. "Shut up and kiss me" He whispered roughly. A chill shot up my spine. I pulled back, staring at his eyes and leaned in...

Exactly what the title says. Warning: I do swear alot, and there might be occasional depictions of violence.