hello everyone! thievinggoblin here. here is my collection of ineffable bureaucracy works, i highly encourage you to leave comments and feedback. enjoy! there may be smut in some chapters/stories. most of these are one shots, with some pt. 1/pt. 2 situations. thank you! beelzebub x gabriel (good omens)

Im too lazy for a better title. This is sorta based off a rp i did with a friend on kik. Hope ya like it. This is the 'im sorry for not writing' story i was talking about. So. Since you all like the Ereri BDSM story (which im sorry for not updating. The pics for it are somewhere on my tablet ) this story is gonna be sorta like that. Dirk is gonna torture dave... Yada yada. So yeah. Um. Hope ya guys like. Im planning a story request to be put up for story suggestions. Yeah. Heheh. Im such an awkward person.

It's smut, deal with it. Warning tho; this has abuse and master peasant shit so keep up bitch.

this is for my friend... just to see her red face when she reads it.... we call her karkat

IF YOU ARE NOT INTO SEXUAL INTERCOURSE OR JEFF THE KILLER,PLEASE LEAVE. Jeff has been your boyfriend since last year,abusive boyfriend to be exact.He scolded you for every thing you did and he would usually kick you,punch you,anything that would hurt you.Until one day,horny little Jeffery,decides to have some fun~ Sorry if it's bad,this is my first story cx

Lemons with aphmau may be some x readers

Both Joey Graceffa and Shane Dawson agreed on playing a dirty game.

So I'll mostly do 'x reader' go ahead and request! I'll try to update whenever I can!

Smutty smut for all you, hormonal teenagers who fangirl way too much!

Basically different shoey stories *smut warning but of course you knew that from the title and who doesn't love smut!?* ok now read!!!