Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

my name is Rose Suoh and i am not your average red haired teenager living in Japan. when I was in my first year of high school the love of my life Takashi (Mori) was murdered. I joined his Kendo classes and began learning the ways of the sword one day avenging his death by killing the clan that took his life. I'm a member of Ouran academy's host club and I've become feared by many male students. get ready... cause you'll never see me coming.

Shadow was abandoned by her mother only three days after she was born. Her mother knew that she was a shapeshifter. After she left shadow was adopted by a snow leopard mother that had lost her own cub.