Life's a beach, or: thoughts of an author without enough imagination to write fiction. Published before the Ed Sheeran song came out, so you're welcome na lang sa libreng shoutout, Ed.

KUWENTONG ELEKSIYON.

It's going down for real.

“You’re dark just like me,” my grand father would say. “Dark like charcoal.” And so, I became Charcoal Girl.

Dear Wattpad Writer

Sa lahat ng kwentong dinadaan daanan lang...magtirik ng kandila. Sa lahat writers na napupundi na ang ilaw ng kanilang pangarap... magtirik ng kandila. Sa lahat ng gwapo... itirik n'yo sa akin ang inyong mga kandila. Ui Joke lang. --- Just a piece of siomai for the weary writer's soul

"OMG your work is so fugly." "Can that bitch even write?" "She wrote what?" "Oh gurl, hold me back." "Have you even seen a story so bad, you just want to like, die?" "I'm the baddest bad bitch on Wattpad. Bow down bitches!" "Follow me, read, comment and vote on all the chapters of my story, or else I'll kill my family and my cat. You have three hours." Welcome to the world of Wattpad. Enjoy your stay and try not to lose your sanity. ***If you're easily offended, don't read the book. If you do, and get offended, you can comment. Just don't go apeshit with it, and if you do... let's not even go there.