Fifteen years. The number of normal every-day life. One day. The number of time when my life suddenly took a 180. 8000. The number of miles I was taken away from my home. Two. The number of parents I will never see again, Two weeks. The number of weeks I lived with kidnappers, rapists, and murderers. Three times. The number of times I lost my innocence to three different men. Four months. The number of months I lived a semi-normal but hectic life with practically strangers. Two. The number of children I carried Two. The number of times I was kidnapped. One week. The number of weeks I was held hostage. Thirty. The number of times I probably passed out or fainted. One hundred plus. The number of times I cried and felt sorry for myself. Six months. The number of months I waited until I got to see my children. Thirty seconds. The number of seconds it took before my life fully crumbled before my very eyes. A moment. How long it took for it all to start over again. Save Them, Please? *Sequel to 'Help Me, Please?*

The alumni of the Cambridge Height of Excellence are called. They are alerted that a reunion for their Year 8 class is being held in Brazil. Some of these students are in for a ride this summer. Saige reunites with her best friend and her former crush. Asher is greeted with his bitchy and territorial ex-girlfriend meanwhile having to dealing with his possible new found feelings. They really don’t know what events are impending. And if they did they would even think to accept to go. Now who will come out number one in Year 8?

A Collection of Funny Jokes

Collection of 'Funny Text Bloopers'.