"I'm the violence in the pouring rain."

"Aw, Duck , you're so cute. Why don't the ladies like you?" "Don't call me Duck. Besides, why do I need ladies, I have you, my hubby." "Hubby for ever. Duck." "Asshole."

"Your flirtatious comments make me sick." "I can't even tell if anything that comes out of your mouth is sarcasm or not." ---• All characters belong to Rick Riordan besides Laurel Castellan and a few minor characters. I don't tolerate people who copy. Thank you.

She ran away from her problems. But they only follow her. ______ In which Jamie causes bad things to happen wherever she goes.