"Yes, a hiker. They found you in the woods, unconscious, and," she pauses, shaking her head in disbelief, "wet. The odd thing is, you were nowhere near any water. Not even a puddle. They had no idea what you were doing, and neither do we. Which reminds me, do you remember anything? At all?" "No" - I just woke up in a hospital, and all I have to go off of is this: Patient Name: Unknown Gender: Female Age: 18-25 Condition: Stable Emergency Contact: None How the hell will I remember anything based off of this? - There is Mature Content planned to be in one of this story's chapters. You have been warned.

(Screaming, Anime, gaYness, and Sherlock) a compilation of texts between me and a few friends, along with some commentary from me.