❝But tell me now... will you... remember me, when everything resets?❞ -- Sans x Reader AU Warning: May contain spoilers of Pacifist and Genocide. May contain smut/lemon. Undertale and its characters belong to Toby Fox. -- She woke up in the Underground; in hope she would find her long lost childhood friend. But as you would expect from every story, everything changes when that person arrives, or does it? Maybe this is the wrong story, because in this story, the last thing they want is to change, and the only thing they need is... ...To stay determined. -- "When someone climbs the mountain... they are never seen again..." "is that what they told you?" "That's what the legend said anyways... Have you... Ever wished for something?" "we all have, we are all monsters after all... uh... well i dont know how your case goes. too lazy to put backbone on it. heh..." "Always cheerful. Huh?" "always pessimistic, huh? glad you havent had the need of a bad time." "What do you mean? H-Hey Sans! Don't leave me by myself I want to know!" "see ya at Grillbz."

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Haha, what am I doing with my life? I was requested to do this in another one of my many Undertale books, so I thought, WHY NOT? [CRINGE-WORTHY.]

This a collection of bad puns and jokes that I find. This story was inspired by a kid in my class named Lucas. ( Thanks!)

"Those are bad puns, we don't laugh at them" -sarah

Here are a large number of funny puns to make you laugh.

Can't get any more punny than this. Oh, look, a punintended joke! Copyright 20∞, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Inc. [REDACTED]

*ring ring* "Hello?" "It's been ten years..." "How's it going?" "Papyrus misses you..." "So does goat mom..." "...I miss you..." "...the barrier isn't coming down for a while..." "By a while I mean decades..." "But it's felt like decades after you left..." "...sigh..." "I guess I should say something else..." *click* (DISCLAMER) (I have not played undertale but I have watched about the whole game. If I get some information wrong please don't scream at me. I hope you enjoy my story and I might write more undertale. Please comment on what I can improve and if there is anything I missed. THANKS!!!!!)

You didn't ask for it, but the pun master will share his puns with you.

I don't know much about Undertale, and Undertale doesn't know much about me. This book is a dark hole full of videos of Undertale comics, gameplay videos, MEPs, AMVs, and just other Undertale crap that I find on YouTube. Enjoy! ~ Petunia Paisley