They're worlds apart, and this isn't high school, so how the hell did a homeless female writer end up renting a billionaire's mansion? And - hold your breath - becoming his fake girlfriend? ➳ full blurb inside ➳ first reached #1 in humor on july 6, 2015 ➳ first reached #1 in business on august 29, 2023 ➳ winner of best humor book in the fiction awards 2016 ➳ featured by cadbury (marvellous creations) and secret lives of the americans (pivot) P.S. This is a SATIRICAL BILDUNGSROMAN. Proceed with caution.

Enemies to colleagues to neighbors to lov - absolutely not. Absolutely. Not. ▬▬▬▬▬▬ Athena Rivera is a bedside nurse. Prejudiced against rich, privileged, and devilishly attractive guys, especially the one she's known half her life and sworn to hate ever since. Ivo Valerio is a surgical resident. Too prideful to ever admit nursing a crush, especially on someone he spent half his life pretending not to notice. But neither pride nor prejudice is enough to keep them apart, especially when they're assigned to work on the same floor of the same hospital - and just when she least expects it, he moves into the same apartment building, right next door. With chaotic night shifts where they're forced to rely on each other, quiet morning walks they keep accidentally taking together, and only a paper-thin wall left between them at home - the truth they've been refusing to name is running out of places to hide. And the closer it gets . . . the more they have to lose.

[2025 Wattys Shortlist] After getting cut off by her wealthy, business-obsessed parents, Emily Grayson finds herself broke, stranded in a small town, and working at a boba café, something she never imagined in her wildest dreams. Her first days on the job are a disaster, her patience (and Jake Sherlind's) running thinner than the tapioca pearls she keeps burning. Jake, the charming yet hardworking guy with big dreams, has no patience for entitled rich girls who don't know how to hold a job. But when Emily starts proving him wrong, their tension brews into something neither of them expected. Between spilled drinks, late-night confessions, and an orange stray cat that won't leave the back door, Emily begins to wonder... maybe losing everything was exactly what she needed to find herself. A small-town rom-com about growth, second chances, and love that's better steeped with time.

[Wattys 2023 Grand Prize Winner] [coming to ebook, KU and paperback September 9, 2026] Preorder available now (link in my bio) --- After an eight-hour flight sitting next to her high school nemesis Jackson Carter, fashion designer and barista Isabelle Curtis thought that would finally be the last she would see of him. But as the saying goes, famous last words. * * * Isabelle Curtis and Jackson Carter were fierce academic rivals in high school, up until Jackson moved to the UK in junior year for boarding school. Eight years later, Jackson has returned from abroad to take on the role of CEO at his late father's company. When Isabelle and Jackson meet again, there's a war of words, banter and a passionate dislike towards each other. Throw in a high school reunion, some more chaos, and a 'deal' in the mix-one that might just involve a little faking and pretending. It's all fun and games and tit for tat, almost just like in high school, until real feelings become involved...

An author. A model. And one very complicated double life. _______ She writes romance in secret. He just became her leading man-in more ways than one. By day, Delia keeps her head down at a corporate desk job. By night, she's a bestselling romance author with a swoon-worthy new trilogy about to launch. No one at work knows her secret... until the company's gorgeous new Chief of Staff walks into the casting call for her book's cover model. He acts like he doesn't recognize her-until he pulls her into a dressing room and demands answers. She's shocked. He's confused. And somehow, he's now the literal face of her steamy new series. What starts as a secret agreement to keep their double lives under wraps quickly turns into something more. At the office, he's cocky and commanding. On set, he's charming and unexpectedly sweet. Somewhere between the boardroom and the book tour, lines blur and sparks fly. But in a world built on secrets, can fantasy survive the truth? ______

Burns and Belonging -a modern romance about scars, sparks, and the fight to stay. They weren't supposed to mean anything to each other. A charged glance across a crowded bar. A night of distraction. A touch too hot to forget. But when one night turns into something neither of them planned, old wounds resurface-family scars, broken trust, and the kind of emotional damage that doesn't go quietly. She's guarded, fiery, and used to running. He's patient, steady, and hiding more pain than he lets on. Love wasn't the plan-but now it's the only thing worth fighting for. Burns and Belonging is a slow-burn, emotionally raw romance about two flawed people finding heat, heartbreak, and healing in each other.

After an unexpected ceiling collapse sends her apartment into chaos, Madelaine Grayson ends up living with her brother - and dangerously close to his tattooed, way-too-charming roommate. He's off-limits... but resisting him might be impossible. *** When Madelaine Grayson's bathroom ceiling caves in, it's not just drywall that crumbles. It's her entire world. Forced to move in with her brother, she finds herself swept up in the chaos of his new protective attitude - especially when it comes to his tattooed roommate, Noah Laurier. Noah is the epitome of perfection: sweet, hot, and embedded into every thought Madelaine has. But he's forbidden, and the closer she gets, the harder he is to resist. Well... what her brother doesn't know can't hurt him, right? *** "Matt's sister, I presume?" He walks towards the couch and my eyes widen. He's tall. I thought I was tall but this man could tower me, and when he reaches a hand towards me, there's an intricate clock tattooed on the back of his hand and his fingers have bones tattooed over them. This man is not human. He's tall and angular and dripping with sex appeal. This man is hot. Capital H, capital O, capital T. I don't think I've ever seen a human being so attractive. All I can think about as I force myself to keep my eyes on the screen is the feel of his jaw beneath my hand, and it takes everything in me not to look

When Vika gets kicked out of her flat, she moves in with her friend under one condition--she must babysit Cleo--the friend's best man's cat! She doesn't expect Cleo's owner to be the cold but delectably sexy Noel. And it turns out they'll be spending a lot of time together... ***** Self-proclaimed unambitious Vika is down on her luck. She's been fired from her job, kicked out of her apartment, and now she finds herself on her best friend's fiance's couch facing writer's block and a dreary future. To top it all off, she has to earn her keep by taking care of her friends' best man's cat. Vika's their maid of honour, so she can't exactly say no to such a simple request, especially when the best man in question is the drop-dead gorgeous Noel. Soon, sparks fly between Noel and Vika, but their chemistry is put to the test as wedding duties get underway. Can they keep the fire burning long enough not to make a scene at their friends' wedding? [[word count: 60,000-70,000 words]] Cover designed by Ashley Santoro

What if Colin were forthright under the willow tree? This story follows canon until that moment beneath the willow's hanging branches but takes a new direction from there. Colin and Penelope express their feelings earlier, and their story unfolds not in isolation but amidst the lively and sometimes chaotic backdrop of both their families. While there are moments of tension and angst, Polin are better at communication, leading to more playful, romantic moments. Benedict stepping up as a wingman while the rest of the Bridgertons and Featheringtons offer their brand of support.

Nurse Penelope Featherington left the city life and her job, yearning for a slower way of living. Taking a leap of faith, she gets a job as a nurse at the Bridgerton Ranch. Colin Bridgerton is the youngest Bridgerton son, and eager to prove himself. He is hardworking, loyal, and has a chip on his shoulder. The last thing that he wants is some city girl getting in his way. Or is that city girl just what the cowboy needs? WARNING: STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT