"they call you cry baby, but you don't fucking care." xxxx based on the album by Melanie Martinez.

"We'll play like blink, but look like rupaul. There's no way we can't win." the story of four guys in a band who try to make it big as crossdressers in vegas. cover creds to @arcticpeters god bless brighteyedirwin; copyright

nobody survives.

❝-Are you ready to learn magic?❞

Open the 5sos bible Credits to Tumblr :) [highest ranking Non-Fiction #12 / Fanfiction #18 / Random #3 ] [cover by me (-royal) so please DON'T copy it or i'll haunt you] ❌ NOT ACCEPTING TRANSLATION REQUESTS ANYMORE TY ❌

❝Welcome to Weenie Hut Jr's, can I take your order?❞ ❝I'd like a large milkshake with a side of your number.❞ ❝Sorry but I don't date weenies.❞ _________________ © sighcalum 2k14 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED Humor #694

Random shit related to 5SOS that the 5SOSFAM should know about because 5SOS is awesome. CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Credit to Tumblr :) Humor #674 9/9/14 COMPLETE :)

Weird imagines for weirdos that are not just us. [closed for now] REQUEST AWAY!

This is the third book in the "5SOS Shit" series. Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first and second book, please do! Their full of 5SOS shizzeness! CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. 11/21/14 ranked #90 in humor :) 12/5/14 ranked #129 in fanfiction Credit to Tumblr :)

This is a sequel to my previous book "5SOS Shit". Basically, this book has a bunch of 5SOS shit that the 5SOS Fam should know about because 5SOS is awesome. If you haven't checked out my first book, please do! :) CAUTION: You may have a feels attack and/or a laughing fit. Humor #447/Fanfiction #723 9/9/14 Credit to Tumblr :) COMPLETE :)