Ah,wattpad. The place shy writers come to display their work.The only problem? Some of these people can't write. This book is full of a bunch of cliches I see at least ten times a day while going through Wattpad.

Relatable rants involving all the shit on Wattpad and why I'm over it. 'Where we bond over things that make you want to throw your device at the wall. Because let's face it, there is some shit writing on Wattpad.' © All Rights Reserved 2016

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Here you'll learn how to become a master of the art of writing fanfiction. These tutorials are 100% approved by the Herd mentality that poisons this platform. Rest assured! I guarantee you'll become one of the most esteemed writers around here, with ideas never seen before...well... except the other few hundreds that do the same stuff. BOTTOM LINE! Follow this guide and you too can become the most bland and unoriginal guy on Wattpad. You're welcome! Disclaimer:SARCASM in pula mea! Do not take this seriously! And yes, I'm making a parody after a channel of the same name on YouTube.

In which a teenage girl points out the most common clichés in Wattpad books. HR: #1 in rant

The world is weakening due to the Divine Punishment that took place years ago, and the people are fearing the worst of destruction from God. But a prophecy claims that one of the children from the Village of Youth will be the savior- the Messiah- that brings back paradise, and restores peace to all. Miku, having confirmed to be the Messiah by a kingdom's oracle, sets out on a journey with her friends to head to the Tower of AI, where she plans to receive forgiveness from the highest power and gain nine blessings. But when Miku thinks she and the group are heading down the safe route, the prophecy alone has much more in store than what she bargained for. × *。- *。- *。× Based on the song, "Blessed Messiah and the Tower of AI." Cover illustrations by Suzunosuke. © Blessed Messiah and the Tower of AI by Hitoshizuku-P & Yama△ © VOCALOID by YAMAHA Corporation. © 2017 by jnobeza. All rights reserved.

Call me a grinch, a scrooge, or whatever else you want, but I hate the man. However, I don't do so without good reason. As a matter of fact, I shall come up with 101 solid complaints against the creepy old stalker. So, if you dare to agree, let's unite. Or, you can give me 101 reasons why I'm wrong. Either way, let's get into holiday spirit together together! Okay, maybe not, but I don't care about any stupid holiday spirit. I care about CHRISTMAS spirit. Just sayin'.

From the same writer that pointed out some of the worst tropes in popular culture in A Hundred Clichés That Need To Die comes the much awaited sequel with a twist. See why the fantasy genre in fiction is extremely flawed and has numerous clichés that should kick the bucket.