we've all read the milk fic. and we've all regretted it.

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(this was an april fools joke) phil lester is bullied and broken everyday, he's different - he sees monsters in normal people around him, and kindness and love in the real monster. it all begins when he takes a different route home after school one day and gets lost in the woods at night and meets a beautiful kind of monster: tall, white, beautiful, and slender - just like those girls that get notes on tumblr.