The 12 days of Christmas Naruto style!

The title says it all~ (CLOSED)

There were once two twins, Rose and Aki. Their real parents were the King of Demons and the Queen on Angels. To keep their children safe they left them on a door step of a lovely couple that wasn't able to produce their own children. The two twins grew up thinking they were as normal as everyone else. But, when the adoptive parents leave, an Earth Quake strikes. When the aftermath is over, they look into the fuzzy TV. A demon is watching, and drags them inside. Sending them to... The Naruto world?

Tied for second place in the Naruto watty awards! 2013 (Winter)

Misaki was born outside of the ninja villages but when her parents die a ninja by the name of Raiden teaches her how to defend herself by making her a ninja. On Misaki's 16th birthday Raiden leaves and during the night time a weird scorpion guy and pony tailed he she kidnaps her and brings her to there base. Misaki soon finds out she is supposed to get to know the members and let one of them impregnate her for future members. Misaki decides the only way out is to be the worlds biggest bitch but will it work? Find out in The Akatsuki's Girl, how will the story end?

When Katherine, Tanith and Samantha find nine kittens on their front porch in the middle of nowhere, what will they do? And what if the kittens just happen to be nine psycho murderers from another world? Watch out Earth, because here come the a-CAT-tsuki (Akatsuki)!!!! Dun, Dun, DDDDDUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!O.o

Soft and cuddly, a kitten of black fur reluctantly joined a group of S-Ranked criminals under the name of "Akatsuki". Though, unknown to the feline's owners, the cat wasn't really a cat. It was a human. A human girl with psychopathic tendencies and a hyperactivity disorder at that, How will the world of ninjas be affected by this strange occurrence? Will this cat-girl ever become human again? How many people will want to kill her by then?

Hi Im Gaara's little sister, well we're twins but...I was the younger. But only by ten minutes! Although he treats me like im four. Right now Im heading to Konohagakure to participate in the Chunnin exams! My siblings are on edge, but as long as we have gaara to protect us (maybe kill kankuro) we will be OK! Right? I mean, there isnt anyone in Konoha that may want to hurt me....or...hey? Whats that strange chakra thats been following us around?! WHAT THE HELL!? CHA!