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Don't you hate that one awkward moment when you bluff out on something you love, and normal people don't understand. Here's how to avoid all of that junk. ~Cover is yet to come~ Copyright, A l e y a h. ALL rights are reserved. THANK YOU SOOO MUCH @_HogwartsTribute_ I LOVE THE COVER CRIES

Don't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die! Hope you all can relate :3 Copyright 2015 A l e y a h (Steal my stuff, I will cut off your eyelids so you can't blink!) All rights reserved. Highest ranking in ranking: #20 12/31/15 YAAAS :D @JakePatt ofc for the cover c; tysmm

( HEROSTUCK ) dave and dirk were born with DNA mutation that gave them power's. They decided to help keep the city they live in safe to show that they can be trusted but what happens when 2 people in masks with powers of their own start to destroy what they built? (Davejohn, dirkjake, solkat)

Dave and Dirk are both cool and ironic mermen. they both like rapping, flirting, irony obviously, and Mergirls (otherwise Mermaids). but what happens when Dave gets stuck in a dangerous situation that involves depending on humans to help him? and what happens when Dirk saves a human from a shark attack? }~{Mermaidstuck}~{

A MaryRose thing I did, it's supposed to be a love letter/poem/sonnet that Rose writes to Kanaya so yeah :] I don't know, I just feel in a MaryRose mood tonight

One, two, Freddy's coming for you. Three, four, better lock your door. Five, six, grab your crucifix. Seven, eight, gonna stay up late. Nine, ten, never sleep again. CAST IS ON CHAPTER 3

I am no longer taking submissions, so please don't ask. First published June 2, 2015.