Desiness runs in our blood (Also read: Indians be like) Highest position: #1 in random

because wattpad really needs more diversity. cover by @bitchmafia gifs by @flashingallen highest rank : 553 in humor 520 in random

Frustrated with the cliche's of Wattpad? Well, in this book we discuss and elaborate all the annoyingly repeated scenes and scenarios Wattpad has to offer! From classic bad boys to overprotective werewolves, we've got it. Enjoy!

How do I get more reads, votes, and comments? If you find yourself asking that question, then I have some answers for you. What can you do to reach out to readers and potential readers? How can you encourage readers to comment and vote? What are all the different ways you can promote your stories? This #1 ranking guide is written by a Wattpad ambassador and especially geared for new Wattpad authors. Lots of tips, advice, and personal opinions await you - including everything thing I've done to promote my own Watty's finalist and winning stories - but only if you turn the page. Reader testimonial by @AyushiPandey-- 'I read your guide for Wattpad success when I first started writing my story last year in August, and now it has been an entire year when I stumbled upon it again. I just have to say, I loved reading it again, it has the best tips one can find (take it from me, I have read many, many guides here). Thank you so much for taking out your time to compile such an amazing book!' Reader testimonial by @suspishfishy-- 'I have to thank you again! As soon as I wrote a book that focused on what I wanted to write, instantly people started to read my books and give me feedback!' **THIS IS NOT A PLACE TO ADVERTISE YOUR STORY. This is where you'll find detailed instructions for the proper places to advertise and find readers. If you ask people to read your story here, your comment will be removed.** Thanks to @EnjxiiBlxck for the cover.

Want to feel smarter? Just look at some of these dumb tweets! I'm sure they'll make you laugh a little.

"Give me ten days, and I can give you ten reasons not to die." Evan paused. "And if I can't change your mind by then, you can go jump off that cliff."

Another award? Another opportunity to show case your book. Get your fingers working and sign up fellas! Take the chance you get.

Yasmin was happily engaged with her wedding just months away. She absolutely loved her fiance and never even dreamed of cheating on him. One week while her fiancé was on a trip she, was feeling lonely. She called over her best friend of 8 years, and their unannounced feelings were revealed in the moment. What happens next?

Leah Preston was a normal 17 year old girl, until she wakes up and finds herself staring at her own lifeless body. She has no idea what happened to her or how she died, and the only person who can see her is her sworn enemy Jared. Neither of them have a choice, they must put their differences aside in order to find out what really happened to Leah and how she died, or better yet, who killed her, while at the same time fighting each other and the feelings they are beginning to develop. ©makeandoffer

Hilarious Comebacks, Hilarious Insults and Burns! If you want to know awesome comebacks and insults read this book. I promise you wont be disappointed.