Finding a boyfriend can be difficult. All those wasted smiles across hallways, the perfected-yet- somehow-casual hair tosses, and the seemingly endless Facebook messages. Ick. Why waste your time with all those useless endeavours when the ULTIMATE GUIDE TO ATTRACTING A MATE is in your hands? Ladies, get ready. Hunt down a victim (I meant target) and with me by your side; you’ll have him grovelling for a place in your heart.

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A Malcolm in the Middle fanfiction. After fifteen-year-old Marney Dillon moves to a new town in Southern California, her sister decides it's the perfect opportunity for her to remake herself. She'll trade fantasy writing for jewelry, role playing for the latest fashion, and books for boys. Her first assignment in Makeover Marney? Get the bad boy. Enter Reese Wilkerson. A seventeen-year-old bully who fits her assignment perfectly. Mean, tough and not a road scholar, she picks him instantly. But the assignment doesn't go as planned when she meets Reese's brother, Malcolm. A kid with a brain that just won't quit, they seem right for each other. Perfect even. Well, perfect for old-Marney at least. Can Marney juggle her sister's assignments and rules while keeping her feelings for Malcolm in check? And what will happen when her feelings for Reese, the bad boy to fulfill her first assignment, actually develop into something real? Now Marney must decide: Popularity, Reese, Malcolm, or none of the above.

The year 4505 is not safe. People are being hunted and no one is able to stop it. A resistance has risen up to fight back, but it is in vain. Until an unlikely group is banded and survival is all they know. The fight might be futile, but hope is stronger then hoplessness.

When quiet Mandy decides to adopt a stray black cat that more or less follows her home, she didn't realize how much it would change her life. From fighting off government officials, to finding out they're connected to dark forces, to making sure Mandy's parents don't find out that the small black cat she's been keeping is actually a boy...Mandy's in for the time of her life.

Everyone in the After knows there's a curfew. It's an unspoken, unofficial rule that everyone follows. From eight at night until eight in the morning you had to be inside a secure shelter. Well, technically you didn't have to...but if you didn't you would either get killed, eaten, or dismembered to the point where you died before anyone found you. What killed you if you were out after curfew? Why, the Beasties of course. The After is after the bombing of the whole Earth. Only a few hundred survived, currently scattered throughout the world. Stella Thorn is one of those few. She lives in a Rubble City in what was known as California in the Before. She is finally starting to survive just fine, getting used to her way of life, creating a schedule, when a Wanderer comes to town. Will he change her life forever? Does he have secrets about the Bombing that no one could ever imagine? {SORRY, ON HOLD} **Highest Ranking #46 in Adventure as of 7/3/16** (somehow)

You've never, ever read a book like this. When a sexually-transmitted plague breaks out in Ashley Young's small town, leaving its victims with a bizarrely amplified libido, everything about her life changes. DEAD IN BED is partly a suspense thriller with a strikingly unique story, partly a page-turning mystery about a disease that makes people hopelessly crave sexual contact, and partly a neo-western adventure in the American heartland. For readers who can handle a smart, controversial female protagonist who's willing to do anything -- no matter how difficult or morally questionable -- in order to survive, the series pulls them in like an unshakeable addiction. . . . Bailey Simms, teen author of DEAD IN BED, is stuck at home with a rare medical condition. Writing is her only escape, so she's determined to keep her salacious series hidden from her strict father. Soon an older boy starts to secretly help her, and Bailey finds new opportunities for freedom she's never had. But as DEAD IN BED grows in popularity, and Bailey's fans start to clamor for the sequel, she learns that being a successful Wattpad author may come with a terrifyingly dangerous price.

The highly anticipated follow-up to the ⋕1 Wattpad hit DEAD IN BED is here. Bailey's and Ashley's sagas continue in the heart-wrenching finale to Adrian Birch's totally unique meta novel. ----------------------------------------------- Haven't read Book 1 yet? Check it out here: https://www.wattpad.com/story/25536264-dead-in-bed-by-bailey-simms-book-1 You've never, ever read a book like this. When a sexually-transmitted plague breaks out in Ashley Young's small town, leaving its victims with a bizarrely amplified libido, everything about her life changes. DEAD IN BED is partly a suspense thriller with a strikingly unique story, partly a page-turning mystery about a disease that makes people hopelessly crave sexual contact, and partly a neo-western adventure in the American heartland. For readers who can handle a smart, controversial female protagonist who's willing to do anything -- no matter how difficult or morally questionable -- in order to survive, the series pulls them in like an unshakeable addiction. . . . Bailey Simms, teen author of DEAD IN BED, is stuck at home with a rare medical condition. Writing is her only escape, so she's determined to keep her salacious series hidden from her strict father. Soon an older boy starts to secretly help her, and Bailey finds new opportunities for freedom she's never had. But as DEAD IN BED grows in popularity, and Bailey's fans start to clamor for the sequel, she learns that being a successful Wattpad author may come with a terrifyingly dangerous price.

A funny spoof off of The Hunger Games. See what'd happen if Katniss was dumber, Rue was ruder, and if Petah was deader. Also starring characters like; racist Donald Trump, a vengeful Trump's wife, a drunk Haymitch, a trigger happy Johanna, and a very bubbly Effie. And, what could a story be without a classic lesbian couple? So, enjoy seeing all the guy characters die and all the main girl characters thrive. This is The Hunger Games: Female Empowerment Edition. Also, it starts in the middle of book 1, right before Rue dies. Rated Mature for language, violence, and who knows what else. Were making it up as we go :P THIS IS FANFICTION! IT DOES NOT BELONG TO US! LETS MAKE THAT CLEAR!