my wild imagination put to words

I am Jesus, your savior. After dealing with all the shit I do for your race, I come across this... fan fiction. I am greatly disturbed on why you read this. I am constantly wondering who larry is and why he is so important, or the cat named Phan who always seems to appear? Who are these people... They are the DEVIL SPAWN. I have looked through your window while you read this stuff (say is my description. Go hit that follow button with the bible why dontcha') and I am not impressed. That's why I leave comments on this 'smut' you read to make sure you don't go as far as the level 'you unholy shits turn back now or you go to hell'. So fear not. Read my guide book and embark on your journey to a more holy life style. (496in Fan Fiction)

Budo Masuta has taken an interest in Ayano Aishi ever since she joined the Karate Club. A story where a senpai tries to get the attention of his underclassman. (Budo x Ayano)

Welcome, Puppets, to another ART BOOK OF DOOM. *thunder and shows a close up on my face* So. Art requests are CLOSED for now Buuuuut Art trades are open for business! Yaaaaay!!!! Okay. Goddit? Geddit? Good. BAH.

This is my personal twist on the popular Demonstuck AU. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Karkat is a normal (short) teenager, if you don't count his bright red eyes and white hair. He was walking home, it's not his fault he got kidnapped. It's okay though, his kidnapper is actually attractive. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Homestuck characters belong to Andrew Hussie. Only the plot is mine. [this is my first fic don't be mean im smol] [DISCONTINUED BUT ADOPTED BY MANY]

imagines yourself in the arms of your favorite character... Now read this book to enter your fantasy.