From Jedi sheep to Sith crows, Yoda's favourite sayings to being carried away by Leia - let the very best of the First Order of Star Wars jokes troop you mind! x--------x If I wake up at 4 o'clock with a joke, I'll update. Gods help you if you complain. Follow for more nonsense, vote to make this anti-social cat's day worth it 🖤

About Fairy Tail, Hogwarts and CHB... duh. I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER, PERCYJACKSON, HEROES OF OLYMPUS OR FAIRY TAIL. Violet-Lime Kireina Murasakino Fernandes© is Minisuada's character. Cosmus Stratus© is my character.

AU: TAKES PLACE BETWEEN ROTS AND ANH. Two years... two years since Darth Vader became what he was. He was trapped... trapped inside himself, he couldn't break away from feelings of guilt, sorrow and the prophecy of him being "The Chosen One". His master decides to send him to a planet where the rebels are uprising and growing in numbers, saying they must be "eliminated." But when he goes there, he finds more than a rebellion, he finds a life.

Will there be Light ever again. The Republic reigns. The Jedis have been defeated for over a 100 years now. Who will stop the imperialists? An adventure of three young friends trying to know the secrets of their pasts...