This hard-hitting novella regales you with the whimsical and crude adventures of Spike Darion and Kurt Turner and their quest to get laid by the end of senior year, solve a decade old murder, and keep their parent's marriages intact. Easier said than done.

My personally written songs, feel free to sample or even perform but at least tell me about it. However I'm probs gonna shit post.

"See, there's this ache inside me. Like a million bees are having a blast. On my pancreas. Except its not my pancreas. It's my heart. And it fucking sucks."

Sometimes you can't really see what's happening. But you know it'll be alright.