"He can fuck you good but I can fuck you better." ©Copyright 2015 Smiley_Miley_

It was a drunken mistake that may or may not turn out to be the best mistake they ever made. © nahrrie, 2015.

or the one where harry gets his english teacher pregnant. //lower case intended//

❝I'm so smooth that when people talk to me they slip and fall.❞ ❝I must be one of your victims, for i sure have fallen for you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝Why won't you tell me your name?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝wanna see my dick?❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝Hi! I love your books.❞ ❝Hi! I love you.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

❝He's thirty-six, Adeline. Not sixteen.❞ © CynicalCaroline 2014 All Rights Reserved.

-|all is fair in love and war|- "Why are you so nervous?" "I-I'm not nervous." "Then why are you shaking? Surely you're not a virgin, I mean with a body like that..." "And what if I am? A virgin that is..." "Then may god have mercy upon my soul." Ranked #287 in Humor and #305 in FanFiction

Perfectionist, as in someone who has to have everything go their way, or else they might freak out. Well, that’s what Niall Horan was. Everything had to be absolutely perfect for him, or else he would start losing it. Because of this, people tend to stay out of Niall’s way. No one likes to be paired with him during any projects. However, that’s all going to change when Harry Styles moves to town. He’s instantly fascinated by Niall. When it comes to projects, he’s the first to offer to be Niall’s partner. But, will Niall’s perfectionist ways prove too much for Harry? Or will he be able to figure out what’s beneath the perfectionist act that Niall has been putting on? [COMPLETED, SLOWLY BEING EDITED]