Welcome to your guide and handbook, and how to become a rogue and get kicked out of the clans featuring BRAMBLECLAW! This is about four clans full of sharpies, waffles and poptarts that come together and try and make peace with one another (which fails miserably). * Brambleclaw: make sure that you bring popcorn too!! Ashfur: and some BRAMBLECLAW REPELLENT™ Bluestar nyan cat: oh oh and waffles!! Firestar loves waffles Firestar: *dies* nooooOOOoo *This book may be a bit different than the others as it is featuring more than 2 cats! Also EVERY spoof in this book is MINE!! DO NOT STEAL!!

A funny story of Wildclaw and Jayfeather!

From the most cruel of ways to the most dumb. All amazing ways to get kicked out of ThunderClan! Read if you want the step-by-step guide book to being kicked out of ThunderClan!

Lucy Heartfilia is a 17 year old girl whose parents were killed after she was kidnapped. Lucy has to live her life with an abusive man who had kidnapped her for the rest of her life... As she believes. Her master, the kidnapper, let's her join a public high school finally after the years of never coming out of the house. Lucy has been whipped, slapped and hurt very badly by this man all her life. The horrible part about it is that she can't tell anyone about it because then she would be killed. Lucy meets a boy named Natsu Dragneel, as they become closer. Natsu becomes suspicious as Lucy comes to school with a new bruise and scar almost everyday. Will Lucy tell Natsu, her new crush? Or will Lucy live in pain the rest of her life? Read to find out!