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About a girl Who was spoiled And thought The world Revolved Around her Even though She was A speck In the never-ending Grains of sand #thepeopleofscociety All rights reserved © 2016 bllurry

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Eighteen text messages. All it took was, eighteen unsent text messages to Tyler.

My name is Zachary Brown, and this is what I could've said to the love of my life, Mia Williams, before she commit suicide. • When Mia Williams commits suicide her best friend, Zachary Brown, goes into a depression. Seventeen year old Zachary has a severe heart condition that has his life constantly at stake. Zachary loves Mia with all of his heart but he never had the guts to tell her. "Star crossed" was the only way people would describe them. It was said amongst the other kids at school that the angels would weep with joy when they were together! For they knew that the couple was a match made in heaven. They were said to be meant for each other! But sadly... It didn't go that way. When he finally tries to confess he finds out that Mia, his best friend and the love of his life, had commit suicide. His heart condition worsens and his doctor suggests writing letters to his deceased lover. Now starting at the beginning of a cold December, Zachary starts writing letters to Mia in hopes of finding closure. This story is all of the letters that Zachary will write to Mia in hopes of finding a reason to live without her. Follow Zachary as he suffers loss, pain, depression, and hopefully happiness in- What I Could've Said

‣ Book One in the 'Play' trilogy. in which a boy has less than twelve hours till he's gone, and replays his life. All rights reserved © 2016 LeiLani Lopez | #iGotCancer | [Cover by @lets-defeat-the-huns] {Highest Ranking: #78//short story} Warning :: If you are reading this story on any other platform other than Wattpad, you are very likely to be at risk of a malware attack. To read this story in its original, safe, form, please go to: [http://my.w.tt/UiNb/ZOPDFwBvMz]

He lit his cigarette, I lit nothing. He drank alcohol, I drank water. He smirked, I smiled. He didn't love me, I didn't love him. He and I together wouldn't last a day. And then the game started... He said he found me intriguing, unique, and interesting because I didn't swoon over him. "You and me Grey, let's play a game. We'll date and in three months time I promise you will fall for me. When you fall in love with me between that time span, I win. If in any way you were to win I'll give up all the alcohol, cigarettes, and player ways." It was a game I wasn't willing to lose, but all games had accidents and consequences. It takes a broken heart to know how to break a heart.