Percy Jackson headcanons, and maybe some oneshots.

(Rewrite of the 2nd joke book) This is the second joke book, continuing from the first! For those who've read the previous, some of the jokes will be from there, but I hope this won't bore you too much! *Disclaimer: Characters and jokes are not mine unless further indicated*

This is just a little thing I've wanted to do for a while- write a Percabeth fan fiction. So this is basically during The Mark Of Athena, and The House Of Hades, Percy and Annabeth are starting school and leaving the safety of Camp Half-Blood. Annabeth has to deal with her school, and has to be the perfect Demigod child so she can Go to Percy's school next semester. Yes, beware this Fanfic contains spoilers! I highly suggest you read PJO and HOO before you start this. And all Quotes that may be in here from the actual books belong to Rick Riordon! Enjoy! ❤️ (New cover!)

Percy has become invisible and unwanted at camp. Fed up with everything that the campers threw back in his face, he leaves. Annabeth once said that the real world is where you learn if you're any good or not. What will Percy find? Remember, all it takes is a spark to throw the world into chaos. Full credit to Tears of a Spirit. on fanfiction.net

What if Perseus Jackson was raised on Olympus by the gods? What if he was the strongest demigod to ever live?

Meet Percy Jackson. His life is hard. He gets abused. His mom was murdered. His father forgot about him. He is only 4 years old. Hes a demigod. He is Percy Jackson. Percy gets abused alot by his step father, and his real father doesn't remember him and if he does then he doesn't care. One day Gabe Percy step dad took the abuse to far and little four year old percy left what happens now will someone help him, hurt him. We don't know.